teskimo 

incredibly cool people who work on the hot chicken counter at burgess hill tescos, refered to as teskimos, as they spend most of their time retrieving cold foods from the chiller and JP never has any chiller coats!

Ohhh, lets go meet he teskimos. I want some chicken

teskimo by weez September 8, 2005

Testimoney 

n. 1. money given to a paid actor or actress for a court case (or the media run-up to a court case) who upon taking the money, simultaneously or subsequently or concurrently takes on the assigned, paid-for, and scripted role provided to the actor or actress, for whatever ultimate purpose the payee has in mind.

2. A freudian slip by Team Treyvon

Corey B. King
@coreybking

@JeffWeinerOS I still want to know why your newspaper rag did not post the actual transcript of Witness 8's testimoney with Bernie...why?

8:43 PM - 06 Mar 13

Testimoney by Taqiyyologist March 6, 2013

Intestinal Testimony 

A gastrointestinal event by which you are made aware of impending disaster, either in the form or noxious flatulence, explosive diarrhea, or the dreaded shart. Intestinal Testimony (IT) presents as loud gurgling noises coming from the region of the abdomen usually below the navel. It is audible to up to fifteen feet away. Not to be confused with an actual fart, with IT there is no expulsion of gas or feces, just the heralding trumpets of the massive toilet turmoil to come.

No, Gary is just giviing Intestinal Testimony to the shit he is about to take. I told him not to eat that much king crab!!

Intestinal Testimony by Catnymph July 22, 2010

Pavement Testimony 

That fine piece of oratory that can be delivered only by one who has had a pint.

The expression of one's drunkenness through the medium of regurgitation.

Luke: So how was Quinn's birthday? Did he get lashed?

Fred: Hell yeah, he REALLY had a pint - he'd given his Pavement Testimony by half ten!

Pavement Testimony by Lukenestler September 21, 2008

testimony

A public declaration regarding a religious experience.

Kristine gave her testimony about how God has changed her life.

testimony by ThatSensation! February 13, 2008

Testimony

A beautiful girl, not too tall
Very lovely and unique, intelligent.A great talker.Her voice and eye's radiants beauty

Testimony,your sister she's very cute

Testimony by anonymous November 28, 2021

Tescimole 

A reference for a tesco's worker who is either a mole for another company or has a mole on his penis.

"Oh my mate Joe is a tescimole,'
'What'
'He works at tesco's and has a mole on his cock'
'That is funny!!'

Tescimole by THE DOF April 26, 2013