Tescoke 

Tescoke:

The rather tangy version of popular brown cola available in a widely dispersed chain of supermarkets throughout the UK and Ireland. Whilst not a major competitor in the Pepsi challenge due to its harsh and unrelenting nature, Tescoke is still great value for money at a fraction of the cost of 'the real thing'.

Also, when there's Jack Daniels in it, who gives a f*ck!

Dude 1: "You got any more Coke?"

Dude 2: "Yeah, but its this nasty Tescoke, not the real stuff"

Dude 1: "What do I care? Im mixing Jim Beam n Jack Daniels - give it here!"

Tescoke by Urbane dick April 8, 2009

tescohead 

sum1 who hangs outside tesco's with there 'homeboys n girls', wears trackkies hangs outside any tesco extra, tesco express, tesco metro, tesco petrol stations.

tara's a tescohead as she hangs outside tescos express with her 'crew'

tescohead by joey1989 October 3, 2006

Tescoism

Tescoism: With the collapse of orthadox religion, people now follow the mighty consumer diety of Tesco. It is the only thing of any importance in their, otherwise, miserable lives.

Dude, are you going to chapel?
Chapel is for fools! Salvation lies in Tescoism! Mass consumerism and true value for money and 3 for 2 offers will save us all: Allah Tesco, Allah Tesco!

Tescoism by the dude, ma!!! November 27, 2012

Tescosexual 

Man who waits for his missus to go shopping to have a wank

OR

A person who has a shag in the aisle of a supermarket

"You'd best be careful with Dave, Glenda. He's a reknowned tescosexual. Margaret forgot her keys, went back, and he was there already, bashing the bishop like a man possessed!"

Tescosexual by The Almighty Ferneth May 14, 2016

Tescoed 

means drunk.
synonyms: shit faced, trollied, leathered, pissed, etc.

person 1: mate i’m gonna have a drink tonight.
person 2: ok, don’t get tescoed or your mum will be mad.

Tescoed by tescoed124 May 29, 2020

Tescosexual 

Man who waits for his missus to go shopping to have a wank

OR

A person who has a shag in the aisle of a supermarket

"You'd best be careful with Dave, Glenda. He's a reknowned tescosexual. Margaret forgot her keys, went back, and he was there already, bashing the bishop like a man possessed!"

Tescosexual by The Almighty Ferneth May 14, 2016

Tescosexual 

Man who waits for his missus to go shopping to have a wank

OR

A person who has a shag in the aisle of a supermarket

"You'd best be careful with Dave, Glenda. He's a reknowned tescosexual. Margaret forgot her keys, went back, and he was there already, bashing the bishop like a man possessed!"

Tescosexual by The Almighty Ferneth May 14, 2016