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Fox new's definition of a pound, revealed to explain to white voters what Barack Obama *really* meant when he pounded fists with his wife before a speech.

"A fist bump? A pound? A terrorist fist jab? The gesture everyone seems to interpret differently. We'll show you some interesting body communication and find out what it really says."
by saraface June 10, 2008
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Like an ordinary fist jab, but with 50% more terrorism. Can only be performed by black presidential candidates who are also secret muslims.
Fox news: "A fist bump? A pound? A terrorist fist jab?,
Next up on Fox News: BREAKING: Obama, Threat or Menace?"

digg.com: *Spits out falafel in surprise*
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Something like pound it but only used when calling a jihad on america after winning the necessary number of delegates to clinch the democratic nomination.
the "gesture everyone seems to interpret differently," Fox News' E.D. Hill said: "A fist bump? A pound? A terrorist fist jab? ... We'll show you some interesting body communication and find out what it really says."

Thanks Fox News!
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E.D. Hill's favorite masturbation technique.
I totally overhead E.D. hill terrorist fist jabbing herself last night.
by cheddacheeze June 10, 2008
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A congratulatory fist bump when performed by the Democratic nominee for congress
"A fist bump? A pound? A terrorist fist jab? The gesture everyone seems to interpret differently. We'll show you some interesting body communication and find out what it really says."
by DJAnyReason June 09, 2008
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A secret hand gesture used by half black muslim terrorists to communicate "praise Allah".
Barack HUSSEIN Obama gave his wife a terrorist fist jab.
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A hand gesture which has many meanings; "I'm proud of you", "We did it!", "Hahaa! Americans will DIE!".

Performed by two persons, usually gently hitting their fists together.
Barack Obama and his wife used the terrorist fist jab during one of their appearances.
by Mike "Al Akba" Niem June 09, 2008
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