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turdboner 

1. Joke about poop
2. Turd protruding because of intense need to defecate.
3. Gay guys erection.
4. Strait guys erection for anal sex.
5. Gay guy.
6. Long, hard, floating poop that doesn't flush down.
7. Large, oddly shaped black mans erection.
1. "No more telling turdboners at school Johnny"
2. Knock, knock, knock..."Hurry up in there, I got a turdboner skidmarkin' my undies!"
3. "When Serge bent over, Leroy got a turdboner"
4. "C'mon honey, it's been forever since last time...I'll take it easy...just the tip I promise...I've got a total turdboner tonight"
5. "Look at that turdboner in the pink skinny jeans"
6. "It took three flushes to get that turdboner down, and look at the marks it left in the toilet bowl!"
7. "OMG Tyrone's unit is so big, brown and bent, it looks like a turdboner"
turdboner by Jerexy Huxrich August 4, 2012
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The act of having a boner, but your name is Tre.
I have the weirdest Treboner right now...
Treboner by Forestspirit February 11, 2012
When your penis achieves an erection for no reason.
I was hesitant to get up in front of everybody since I was sporting a Teboner.
Teboner by Schnappy pappy January 9, 2012

Terdsnergler 

One who complains about minuscule things that really mean nothing but then threaten to kill themselves and everyone around them.
Megan: Wha de feck, My mom wants me to water the flowers. She doesn't care about me at ALL. I freaking hate my mom! I WANT TO DIE!

Aaron: Stop complaining you Terdsnergler.
Terdsnergler by SergeantCoodles February 5, 2008
(pronounced Tee-Boner)
when a Florida Gators fan hears the name Tim Tebow and gets a boner
Steve: Tebow sucks
Tod: Damnit Steve, you gave me a Teboner
Teboner by A non mous December 20, 2008

Tenboner Explosivo

Something that is so cool, words hardly contain it. Surpasses even ballsdeep,
Mignola's Art of Hellboy is Tenboner Explosivo.
Tenboner Explosivo by Fetorpse August 17, 2003

Terraboner 

The fear of getting an erection. Usually in a public place/area.
Friend : Hey man, let's go to the disco club. I heard there are a ton of hot girls there!
Friend 2 : Disco club? Hot girls? Oh hell nah, i have terraboner, i can't go there.
Terraboner by anonymous August 28, 2016