Terd Burglar

The guy that looks at you through the gap in a public bathroom stall while your trying to shit.

That fucking terd burglar smelled the toilet seat after I took a shit at Taco Bell.

Get away from the door you goddamn terd burglar, Im trying to shit in here.

by super tech January 25, 2006

terd burglar

the person who tries to shake the stall door open at the restroom while you're trying to float a crap flounder

Some terd burglar was trying to get in on me as I tried to float a crap flounder.

by Anonymous April 26, 2003

nigger terd

young black boy under the age of 2

That is the cutest little nigger terd I've ever seen.

by naked mole rats March 22, 2011

terd ferguson

1)Burt Reynolds' alter ego
2)An endearing name reserved for annoying cats

Dont leave your weed out or Terd Ferguson will eat it!

by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005

terd tickler

used to refer to a homosexual

michael is a terd tickler!

by fabreezy May 12, 2008

terd bag

some poor jobless fuckbag, terd burgler, crapbag always mooching a cig, or a beer.equivalent to an actual potato sack filled to the rim with donkey shit.

Great, here comes that terd bag john lookin for another handout.

by dartlefart April 24, 2006

terd herder

A person employeed as a plumber.

We called a terd herder to fix our shitter.

by Joemamma2 July 20, 2006