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flatusidal tendencies 

a disorder whereby a person has recurring thoughts about breaking wind in crowded and, often times, confined places (This is a dangerous situation in which the person in question is on the verge of becoming a sphincter Sinatra if he/she does not receive professional help or, at the very least, a bitch slap by his/her friends.)
Paratrooper: Sarge, I know it’s not the time but I keep thinking about plantin’ some onion.
Jumpmaster: GOT DAMN IT!!! Ya better at-ease those flatusidal tendencies or I’ll toss your goat-smellin’ ass off this bird right now, green light or not.
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Tenderfoot 

American slang dating back to the time of the old west. It was used by people who were established in frontier towns to describe someone new, either to the area or the prevailing conditions; someone lacking experience and who was perhaps a little naive. Mildly disparaging but without any real malice it is still used occasionally to describe someone who is just starting out on their chosen career.
Despite having been to university, you’re still a tenderfoot when you start in the workplace.
Tenderfoot by AKACroatalin September 1, 2016
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Sweet tender

The really soft inner thigh meat close to a woman's vagina. Mostly on a nice thick soft woman..
My girl was wearing just a G-string and had her creamy legs open, and my hand was caressing her Sweet Tender.
Sweet tender by PokerPro June 10, 2013

Common Universal Natural Tendency 

How to say "Cunt" without making it obvious..
I was going to ask my girlfriend if would be OK for me to spend an evening out on the town getting shitfaced with the lads, but the Common Universal Natural Tendency of a woman does not approve of a man enjoying himself without her being there..
Chinese version of Electronic Arts. They suffer the same problems of buying companies and transferring their ownership to the Chinese government, as well as being greedy in their individual games.
Tencent sucks ten times more than EA.
Tencent by The Real Driller March 19, 2023

Tenderlicious 

The act of being a sick goaltender in hockey.
Timmy K. was tenderlicious when he slid across the crease and gloved the one-timer from Zdeno Chara.
Tenderlicious by Bdizzle007 May 13, 2010

tender dicking 

when a man/boy catches feelings after having sexual relations with a woman
yall niggas be tender dicking !