tensexual
Sexual tension between two people
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textsex
1. Sexually-themed communications through text messaging.
2. Communicating sexually to another person through a cell phone or Blackberry via SMS or MMS text-messaging protocols.
2. Communicating sexually to another person through a cell phone or Blackberry via SMS or MMS text-messaging protocols.
Guy A: So, did you ever meet that chick from OkCupid?
Guy B: No, she was in middle school so we just had textsex.
Guy A: Smooth moves, brotha. The cops won't be knocking at your door.
(Guys high-five.)
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Examples of textsex-ing:
Chick: howz work? wanna play l8r?
Dude: gawd, my ballz ache for ur mouth
Chick: only if u slip me teh shocker baby!
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Dude: ive got a major boner. r u wet?
Chick: im on my period
Dude: my boner went away
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Chick 1: i gotta new drilldo 2day for us
Chick 2: im creaming my hairy puss now
Guy B: No, she was in middle school so we just had textsex.
Guy A: Smooth moves, brotha. The cops won't be knocking at your door.
(Guys high-five.)
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Examples of textsex-ing:
Chick: howz work? wanna play l8r?
Dude: gawd, my ballz ache for ur mouth
Chick: only if u slip me teh shocker baby!
--
Dude: ive got a major boner. r u wet?
Chick: im on my period
Dude: my boner went away
--
Chick 1: i gotta new drilldo 2day for us
Chick 2: im creaming my hairy puss now
textsex by Mr. Filbert November 10, 2007
Tensexual
TENSEXUAL
Adjective
Definition: Of, relating to, involving, and/or characteristic of sexual tension, esp. that which results in frustration and/or dissatisfaction for those who personally experience this erotic conflict and/or those cognizant observers acquainted with these players and said sexual situation.
Etymology: Combination of “tense” (Latin tnsus, past participle of tendere, to stretch) and “sexual” (Late Latin sexulis, from Latin sexus, sex). First used in 2006 to describe the condition that developed when two good-looking, companionable, single, and heterosexual American college students of opposite genders failed to consummate their obviously mutual sexual attraction to one another.
Adjective
Definition: Of, relating to, involving, and/or characteristic of sexual tension, esp. that which results in frustration and/or dissatisfaction for those who personally experience this erotic conflict and/or those cognizant observers acquainted with these players and said sexual situation.
Etymology: Combination of “tense” (Latin tnsus, past participle of tendere, to stretch) and “sexual” (Late Latin sexulis, from Latin sexus, sex). First used in 2006 to describe the condition that developed when two good-looking, companionable, single, and heterosexual American college students of opposite genders failed to consummate their obviously mutual sexual attraction to one another.
“This tensexual situation is not only unnecessary because it results from absurd human drama, but it is also illogical and against natural instincts.”
Tensexual by Chelsey Lora March 22, 2006
Tentasexual
A sexual attraction to tentacles, or overall sexual preference of tentacles. It is very common in Hentai.
Tentasexual by Alpedo November 27, 2012