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An erection inside one's pants; a woody that is visible because it bulges one's clothing.
I woke up hearing someone knock on the door. Forgetting about the morning wood phenomenon, I went to answer it and after about ten seconds realized that she was totally staring at the tent pole bulging in my boxers.
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a word of appreciatation said towards members of the female gender when it is felt that members of the female gender that is is said to would give the person a "trouser tent" also known as: erection, hard-on, boner, stiffy, chubby and many more slang terms.

The origins of this term aren't 100% known however, the term was first used publically in the movie Wayne's World (1992)whilst talking about Claudia Schiffer (See Example)
- Taken from Wayne's World (1992) -
Wayne: "Schwing!"
Garth: "Schwing!"
Wayne: "Tentpole! She's a babe!"
Garth: "She's magically babelicious."
Wayne: "She tested very high on the strokability scale."
by Dex1987 July 04, 2006

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a word of appreciatation said towards members of the female gender when it is felt that members of the female gender that is is said to would give the person a "trouser tent" also known as: erection, hard-on, boner, stiffy, chubby and many more slang terms.

The origins of this term aren't 100% known however, the term was first used publically in the movie Wayne's World (1992)whilst talking about Claudia Schiffer (See Example)
- Taken from Wayne's World (1992) -

Wayne: "Schwing!"
Garth: "Schwing!"
Wayne: "Tentpole! She's a babe!"
Garth: "She's magically babelicious."
Wayne: "She tested very high on the strokability scale."
by Dex1987 July 03, 2006

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