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TENUISTURPICULUSPECTORAPHOBIA 

< Origin latin., tenuis meaning flat, turpiculus meaning ugly, pectora meaning breasts>

A persistent, irrational fear of floppy, sagging tits; or a situation in which floppy, sagging tits may occur which leads to a compelling desire to avoid it.
"I need your help doctor, because of my TENUISTURPICULUSPECTORAPHOBIA I'm now on my sixth wife."
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Tenniser 

A person who performs or plays in the act of tennis.
She was a pro tenniser, making it to state championship.
Tenniser by Wordwix September 14, 2018

tetristerone 

The hormone which governs the ability to efficiently pack multiple objects of differing shapes, sizes, and colors (as they can be confusing) into a box or other container leaving minimal empty space.
While packing to move, my significant other showed high levels of tetristerone to fit all those boxes into the trunk of our car.

Joe is always invited camping with us, not for his survival ability, but because his high tetristerone levels allow us to get all the stuff packed back in the car for the return trip.

pack,efficient,tetris,move,camp,box
tetristerone by Nevaar August 17, 2010

Tennastee 

A colloquial term used in place of the State of Tennessee. Typically used by the urban dwellers of Memphis.
Are you going to Memphis, Tennessee?

No, Memphis, Tennastee.
Tennastee by Merriam,webster January 14, 2017

Jennister 

Jennister is rooted from the name Jenny which is simplified from Jennifer. Jennister is a person that cares about everyone around her. She thinks about her happiness last. Sadly, her greatest strength is her weakness. She is adventurous and loves to be outdoors. Caring and very thoughtful. Not very many people really see her so if she ever lets you in, consider yourself very lucky. Watch out when she gets angry because she'll pull an exorcist eye roll that will scare you. If you ever get in a relationship with her, remember to be patient, understanding, and show her everyday day the affection she deserves. Lastly, beware of bears.
Jennister's sister is not a kitkat but a bear.
Jennister by Ister October 22, 2018

Teenosterone 

The hormone that all teens get at puberty that turns them into sullen, moody, self-centered ungratefuls whose parents can't wait to see them leave home. Fortunately it is short lived and they grow into respectable adults their parents are proud of - albeit, still in therapy.
What happened to my gorgeous kids? Ever since the teenosterone kicked in they've been impossible to live with!
Teenosterone by QwertyChris June 19, 2021

teenster 

Someone in their teenage years, or who acts very youthful. Sometimes considered immature.
Those high school students are sure acting like a teenster
teenster by Tina October 21, 2003