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Ten Pounds of Camel Shit in a Nine Pound Bag 

Osama bin Laden; taken from a comedy song that parodies "Oh Susannah" and makes fun of Osama bin Laden.
"Oh bin Laden,
You fucking make me gag;
You're like ten pounds of camel shit
In a nine pound bag."

Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag 

Find a side that's brighter than bad
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat

Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn

ten pounder 

A very large, very stinky bowel movement.
Don't go in there, someone just dropped a ten pounder.
ten pounder by builderbob58 August 16, 2018

Ten Pound D 

This common practice in shared seating situations, such as on buses and subways, occurs most often when men tend to take up more than their fair share of the seat with legs spread wide, giving off the impression that they have to account for the space of a ten pound dick.
I was riding the H4 this morning, and I only had a 1/4 of a seat because I was sitting next to a ten pound d.
Ten Pound D by TenPoundDSpotter February 8, 2013

Ten pound hand

Rather self-explanatory technique used by a guy for suggesting and/or forcing a girl to go down on him. While making out or during a quick break, one hands is placed behind the head of said girl and gently but firmly pressed in a downward direction.
So Jenna and I are makin out, then I use the ten pound hand... she got the picture
Ten pound hand by sotaskimmer July 24, 2008

Ten Pound Waterhead 

A person with a water head that is ten times bigger than a standard water head. their head can literally block the sun. They also possesses at-cha-for-ya Eyes that When walking freely has one eye scanning the entire room while the other eye stays focused on side of nose. Enjoys interaction with bobble head dolls as they appear to be related.
We were on a Carnival Cruise and there was this stanky legg TEN POUND WATERHEAD that kept blocking the sun. This ten pound water head made the ship tilt to one side and when they jumped in the pool their giant head sunk like a rock to the bottom.
Ten Pound Waterhead by tugboat2012 September 23, 2011