by joe don baker December 21, 2002
detective: what happened here?
witness: He had a temper-pedic anger that drove him to shank his mattress last night.
witness: He had a temper-pedic anger that drove him to shank his mattress last night.
by fsanjak August 23, 2010
by Boner guy March 22, 2019
Long handled spoon, usually metal, kept on the person and wielded by an unavailable or prudish woman to deter men from intercourse. In all cases the spoon is brought down hard on the top of the chap's truncheon - very effective at turning wood to putty.
Also commonly found on matrons/teachers touring the boy's dormitories after 'lights out' at boarding schools, to stop any cases of self-love that maybe occuring.
Also commonly found on matrons/teachers touring the boy's dormitories after 'lights out' at boarding schools, to stop any cases of self-love that maybe occuring.
Margaret: "Goodness gracious Reginald put that away before it feels the sting of my temperance spoon."
by Brucey Big Bonus August 30, 2012
Habitually mean.
"In one hand Aunt Marge held an enormous suitcase, and tucked under the other was an old and evil-tempered bulldog."
by MalumLibrum958 August 17, 2020
Kerry Getz (Professional Skater) - Kerry has medaled in every X Games since 2000. He took home the first Street skateboarding medal (2001's first "true" Street event), took silver in Street Best Trick and finished it with a silver in Park. A Philly, PA, local
by Urban Dictionary November 17, 2004
My boss is so angry right now, I'm scared to go back to her room in case she has another kankle temper!
by Yuri Gojirah October 10, 2010