Correct storage temperatures for ripe tomatoes

Store in a cool place(50F to 60F). Lower temperatures may cause chilling injury. Pantries, basements or garages can provide a cool place during most of the year. Non-insulated garages may be too warm in the summer and too cold during winter.
Allways treat tomatos with care and respect. Report any suspicious tomatoe related behaviour to either The British Tomato Growers' Association or the California Tomato Commission
"A tomato is not just for christmas; its for many other occasions including, but not exclusive to:
Easter
Jack Daniels birthday
Pre-pub fridge raid...day....?

Correct storage temperatures for ripe tomatoes - troubling times lye ahead for tomatos stored under incorrect temperatures......... indeed

Correct storage temperatures for ripe tomatoes by Funk Master Slam August 29, 2006

jailbait temperatures

When the temperature outside drops below 18 degrees. See also jailbait.

Mack: Dude, I cannot BELIEVE I moved this far north. Yesterday it was 30 degrees outside.

Jack: Ha, wait until December. You're gonna need a new jacket, gloves and hat when it drops down to jailbait temperatures.

jailbait temperatures by President Warren G. Harding December 11, 2009

sub-negro temperatures 

a temperature or climate that is not conducive or favorable to negro and/or halfrican people. The actual temperature threshold is unknown, although it is commonly believed to be somewhere around 45 degrees fahrenheit (or below).

halfrican/negro: "Dang yo, it feels like sub-negro temperatures out here - I shoulda brought my coat!"

halfrican/negro's friend: "Dude, it's only like 40 degrees out here."

halfrican/negro: "Well, where I'm from we ain't used to no 40 degree weather!"

sub-negro temperatures by haileywood January 5, 2010

Room Temperature Challenge 

When a person is killed its body temperature lowers to that of the room it's in. Clearly you never want to win the room temperature challenge.

The robber thought he could get away with the money but ended up taking the room temperature challenge.

Room Temperature Challenge by not John Correia June 5, 2018

Womb Temperature

When the water in your swimming pool is so damn hot it is no longer refreshing.

Falls Between Comfortable & Piss Warm

Mike - Hey , You guys wanna come over swimming?

Tom - Hell no, It would be more refreshing swimming in my mothers womb!

Ray - Yeah, Having a WOMB Temperature pool is not cool!

Womb Temperature by M Mac July 9, 2010

Room Temperature Jeffrey 

When one defecates from the top of a ladder onto someone beneath it. The feces hypothetically reaches room temperature once it strikes the recipient. Popularly used as a form of punishment.

Tom: Hey Jeff, it's Tom! What's goin' on?

Jeff: Tom, you didn't match your numbers for this quarters counts.

Tom: Don't worry about it, I'll get 'em done later.

Jeff: You were supposed to have them done yesterday.

Tom: So? You think I care? Have Mike do it then.

Jeff: That's it Tom, get under the ladder.

Tom: C'mon Jeff, please don't.

Jeff: Too bad, under the ladder!

Tom: No, Jeff! Please! I didn't mean it!

Jeff: *grunts*

*splat*

NEXT DAY...

Ralph: Hey Tom... whew... you smell bad.

Tom: Yeah... I got a Room Temperature Jeffrey yesterday.

Ralph: What's that?

Room Temperature Jeffrey by UrbanProphet July 29, 2009

Room temperature IQ 

In Fahrenheit, it means Low IQ (68-74)

In Celcius, it means EXTREMELY Low IQ (20-22)

In Kelvin, it means IMPOSSIBLY high (293.15-298.15)

When you actually see it used in real life, 99.9999999999999% of the time it means low IQ.

Tyler: (does something extremely smart)

James: Wow. You have room temperature IQ.

Tyler: I'm sorry what?

James: In Kelvin.

Tyler: Thanks.

Room temperature IQ by Silicosis9324 November 8, 2022