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Real definition: The state of being aware about systematic racism
According to the far-right: Anything that's not as KKK-esque as sending Blacks, Latinos, Asians, LGBTQ members, neurodivergents, and other innocent groups of people they hate for no reason into unspeakably cruel death camps bad enough to make even the likes of Hitler, Stalin, and Hirohito recoil in disgust. (obvious overexaggeration but you get what I mean)
According to the far-right: Anything that's not as KKK-esque as sending Blacks, Latinos, Asians, LGBTQ members, neurodivergents, and other innocent groups of people they hate for no reason into unspeakably cruel death camps bad enough to make even the likes of Hitler, Stalin, and Hirohito recoil in disgust. (obvious overexaggeration but you get what I mean)
Literal Neo-Nazi: "OH MY GOD TRANS PEOPLE ARE ONLY BEING BANNED FROM SPORTS AND NOT DRAWN AND QUARTERED AS WELL!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WOKE ALERT WOKE ALERT WOKE ALERT!!!!!!!!!!"
Half-decent person with an IQ over 69: "If anything that is the opposite of woke. God the far-right disgusts me and I hope it burns to the ground metaphorically and literally."
Half-decent person with an IQ over 69: "If anything that is the opposite of woke. God the far-right disgusts me and I hope it burns to the ground metaphorically and literally."
by Silicosis9324 October 16, 2023
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A system where powerful lobbyists hold the power, even if most people are against what the lobbyists lobby for.
A system where powerful lobbyists hold the power, even if most people are against what the lobbyists lobby for.
"We need to get rid of this undemocratic lobbyocracy from the United States, but sadly, they won't go away without some radical changes"
by Silicosis9324 January 3, 2024
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Calling very small things that aren't even racist "racist" for no real reason.
Discriminating against white people, men, and straight people, thinking it'll "counter" the discrimination against people of color, women, and LGBTQ+ members that happened in the past and the present.
Any sort of corporate pandering
Doing any of the examples of pseudo-wokeness shown here won't fix the fire that is bigotry. It'll just create another "anti-fire" (which is really just another fire) that'll burn down society even more and possibly even strengthen the pre-existing fire.
Calling very small things that aren't even racist "racist" for no real reason.
Discriminating against white people, men, and straight people, thinking it'll "counter" the discrimination against people of color, women, and LGBTQ+ members that happened in the past and the present.
Any sort of corporate pandering
Doing any of the examples of pseudo-wokeness shown here won't fix the fire that is bigotry. It'll just create another "anti-fire" (which is really just another fire) that'll burn down society even more and possibly even strengthen the pre-existing fire.
by Silicosis9324 April 16, 2023
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Also there's a joke about Wilma that uses it as a replacement for "will mah" or "will my"
Also there's a joke about Wilma that uses it as a replacement for "will mah" or "will my"
"I just met this really nice girl called 'Wilma'"
"Who is that?"
"Wilma 8==D fit in your mou-"
"I've heard this a thousand times already ok
"Who is that?"
"Wilma 8==D fit in your mou-"
"I've heard this a thousand times already ok
by Silicosis9324 May 7, 2023
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Usually made by the person who has the name, one of their friends, or (if the definition demonizes them) one of their enemies.
P.S.: Someone sneaked a name definition in here by calling their definition "Name Definition: Susan" instead of "Susan" so that it pops up when looking up "name definition" on this site. The definition itself is just another generic name definition that praises anyone with the name. Still don't know why the person who put this name definition decided to make it pop up when looking up "name definition" on this site. Do they want to troll everyone looking that up with one?
Usually made by the person who has the name, one of their friends, or (if the definition demonizes them) one of their enemies.
P.S.: Someone sneaked a name definition in here by calling their definition "Name Definition: Susan" instead of "Susan" so that it pops up when looking up "name definition" on this site. The definition itself is just another generic name definition that praises anyone with the name. Still don't know why the person who put this name definition decided to make it pop up when looking up "name definition" on this site. Do they want to troll everyone looking that up with one?
God damn I hate these name definitions. Someone even made a name definition for the name Susan and named it "Name Definition: Susan" so that it pops up when you look up "name definition" here, and it's just an ordinary annoying name definition that praises whoever has that name other than how it's named. That is just pure evil.
by Silicosis9324 May 7, 2023
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Get the -1 out of 10 mug.A ranking reserved for war crimes so bad, WWII Germany and Japan look like joke villains compared to the masterminds behind such atrocities.
"'Cuties' and the 'Hype House'. Films/series that are so bad they have the dishonor of being ranked as a negative infinity out of one infinitesimal. Did Netflix create these as actual entertainment or instruments of torture?"
by Silicosis9324 May 9, 2023
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