Silicosis9324's definitions
Son: "I hate this gender wars stuff my classmates obsess about. Boys and girls should be equal."
Mom: "Don't worry. This boys vs girls stuff will end in 1st grade."
*20 years later*
Male incel: "WOMEN ARE IGNORANT ENTITLED MISANDRIST STUPID AND BELONG IN THE KITCHEN"
Female incel: "MEN ARE IGNORANT ENTITLED MISOGYNIST STUPID AND BELONG IN THE BATTLEFIELD"
MrBeast (yes I'm dead serious): "100 Girls vs 100 Boys for $500,000"
Son: "My mom lied to me"
Mom: "Don't worry. This boys vs girls stuff will end in 1st grade."
*20 years later*
Male incel: "WOMEN ARE IGNORANT ENTITLED MISANDRIST STUPID AND BELONG IN THE KITCHEN"
Female incel: "MEN ARE IGNORANT ENTITLED MISOGYNIST STUPID AND BELONG IN THE BATTLEFIELD"
MrBeast (yes I'm dead serious): "100 Girls vs 100 Boys for $500,000"
Son: "My mom lied to me"
by Silicosis9324 November 10, 2022
Get the Gender Warsmug. "I can't say that infamous far right ideology that is known for its xenophobia and coining the term 'totalitarian' here so I'll call it 'bundle of sticksism' and hope the moderation bots don't figure it out"
by Silicosis9324 August 6, 2024
Get the bundle of sticksismmug. by Silicosis9324 March 6, 2023
Get the ADFUHDmug. The thing that countries involved in the war can't go 5 seconds without committing during war times.
"Countries do love committing war crimes during war times. Especially Japan and the USA during WWII."
by Silicosis9324 May 18, 2022
Get the War Crimesmug. A ranking reserved for war crimes so bad, WWII Germany and Japan look like joke villains compared to the masterminds behind such atrocities.
"'Cuties' and the 'Hype House'. Films/series that are so bad they have the dishonor of being ranked as a negative infinity out of one infinitesimal. Did Netflix create these as actual entertainment or instruments of torture?"
by Silicosis9324 May 9, 2023
Get the negative infinity out of one infinitesimalmug. Roblox (most common I think) - An obstacle course. Examples: Mega Fun Obbies, Tower of Hell, JToH, etc
Minecraft - Short for obsidian. Commonly used in Minecraft Faction Servers like Bedwars.
Minecraft - Short for obsidian. Commonly used in Minecraft Faction Servers like Bedwars.
Roblox
(In Tower of Hell)
Person A (at the top): Come on guys this obby isn't THAT hard. You can do it. Just imagine doing a bunch of Mega Fun Obby stages without dying or falling. THAT's what this game is.
Newbie (no offense to anyone): Bruh I can't do this I need checkpoints to do this
Person A: Welp, not my fault that you don't have the stamina. Not every obby will carry you through with checkpoints.
Minecraft
Bedwars Obsidian Users: I'm not good enough to face off against the PvP pros on that other team we're going to get some emeralds to buy some Obsidian it's our only hope
(later)
PvP Pros: *breaks through the wool of the enemies' bed protection* Oh god damn it more obby users we're gonna lose
*PvP Pros gets their bed destroys and loses to the obby users*
Obby users: THANK OUR LORD AND SAVIOR OBSIDIAN THAT WE WON LET'S GOOO
(In Tower of Hell)
Person A (at the top): Come on guys this obby isn't THAT hard. You can do it. Just imagine doing a bunch of Mega Fun Obby stages without dying or falling. THAT's what this game is.
Newbie (no offense to anyone): Bruh I can't do this I need checkpoints to do this
Person A: Welp, not my fault that you don't have the stamina. Not every obby will carry you through with checkpoints.
Minecraft
Bedwars Obsidian Users: I'm not good enough to face off against the PvP pros on that other team we're going to get some emeralds to buy some Obsidian it's our only hope
(later)
PvP Pros: *breaks through the wool of the enemies' bed protection* Oh god damn it more obby users we're gonna lose
*PvP Pros gets their bed destroys and loses to the obby users*
Obby users: THANK OUR LORD AND SAVIOR OBSIDIAN THAT WE WON LET'S GOOO
by Silicosis9324 July 17, 2023
Get the Obbymug. "critical thinker": In my humble opinion and contrary to popular belief, I believe that child labor, sex trafficking, and genocide are morally right and should be legalized everywhere, and yes, I do consider myself to be a critical thinker.
Average Person: You stupid son of a bitch you're not a critical thinker you're an immoral egotist who thinks contrarianism is a one-way ticket to being a critical thinker. Blindly going against popular opinion doesn't equal critical thinking. In fact, it's just as far away from critical thinking as being for the popular opinion on everything.
Average Person: You stupid son of a bitch you're not a critical thinker you're an immoral egotist who thinks contrarianism is a one-way ticket to being a critical thinker. Blindly going against popular opinion doesn't equal critical thinking. In fact, it's just as far away from critical thinking as being for the popular opinion on everything.
by Silicosis9324 July 14, 2023
Get the Critical Thinkermug.