Silicosis9324's definitions

Name definition

Something that is everywhere on the internet, and needs to be deleted.

Usually made by the person who has the name, one of their friends, or (if the definition demonizes them) one of their enemies.

P.S.: Someone sneaked a name definition in here by calling their definition "Name Definition: Susan" instead of "Susan" so that it pops up when looking up "name definition" on this site. The definition itself is just another generic name definition that praises anyone with the name. Still don't know why the person who put this name definition decided to make it pop up when looking up "name definition" on this site. Do they want to troll everyone looking that up with one?

God damn I hate these name definitions. Someone even made a name definition for the name Susan and named it "Name Definition: Susan" so that it pops up when you look up "name definition" here, and it's just an ordinary annoying name definition that praises whoever has that name other than how it's named. That is just pure evil.

by Silicosis9324 May 7, 2023

Squirrel Girl

Some random gag character in the Marvel Universe that is somehow pretty popular and incredibly powerful.

The fact that Marvel even made a character like Squirrel Girl shows how they either aren't aware that Rule 34 exists or don't care enough to think twice.

by Silicosis9324 November 13, 2022

AD8K

ADHD that's so severe, it's beyond that of AD4K.

If someone actually breaches AD4K I made up a word that will for sure fit the type of ungodly high ADHD they have: AD8K

by Silicosis9324 March 6, 2023

💀

Slang for "dying of laughter". Usually put at the end of a sentence to symbolize something so absurd, it's funny.

"bro what the hell is this top definition for the skull emoji on urbandictionary and who even uses it in that way? 💀"

by Silicosis9324 June 24, 2024

Zodiac signs

Something that is determined by when you exit out of your mom's vagina (or belly in some cases) that some girls use to stereotype you or make up an excuse on why they committed 69420666133791021 war crimes in Ukraine.

Prosecutor: "Your honor, Miss Crystal has been charged with terrorism, arson, grand theft, mass murder, vehicular manslaughter, hate crimes, sexual assault, filing false reports, kidnapping, and attempted genocide."

Crystal: "Sorry I'm such a Scorpio EL OH EL"

Attorney: "Dammit I got an astrology girl as a client."

Judge: "I declare Miss Crystal as Guilty" *slams judge hammer down multiple times*

Lesson: zodiac signs are bs

by Silicosis9324 November 10, 2022

Gender Wars

Some stupid and pointless boys vs girls war that I wish ended after Kindergarten.

Son: "I hate this gender wars stuff my classmates obsess about. Boys and girls should be equal."

Mom: "Don't worry. This boys vs girls stuff will end in 1st grade."

*20 years later*

Male incel: "WOMEN ARE IGNORANT ENTITLED MISANDRIST STUPID AND BELONG IN THE KITCHEN"

Female incel: "MEN ARE IGNORANT ENTITLED MISOGYNIST STUPID AND BELONG IN THE BATTLEFIELD"

MrBeast (yes I'm dead serious): "100 Girls vs 100 Boys for $500,000"

Son: "My mom lied to me"

by Silicosis9324 November 10, 2022

Room temperature IQ

In Fahrenheit, it means Low IQ (68-74)

In Celcius, it means EXTREMELY Low IQ (20-22)

In Kelvin, it means IMPOSSIBLY high (293.15-298.15)

When you actually see it used in real life, 99.9999999999999% of the time it means low IQ.

Tyler: (does something extremely smart)

James: Wow. You have room temperature IQ.

Tyler: I'm sorry what?

James: In Kelvin.

Tyler: Thanks.

by Silicosis9324 November 8, 2022