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Kia Telluride 

The South Korean, a better valued, and more reliable version of a Cadillac Escalade.
A man had owned a 2002 Toyota Highlander and loved it, but then the car was starting to show its age and he decided he wanted to upgrade. He checks out a few different car brands before going to Kia. He then checks out the 2020 Kia Telluride and falls in love with the very good space, the tech features, and how the car felt more expensive versus the competition. He then drives the car home and thinks in his head that it is the best car he has ever owned.
Kia Telluride by Sdsr70 November 23, 2019

Telluride 

Two horny as hell Mormon kids in their early 20s tent camping, gently caressing one another's upper thighs, while naked, avoiding direct contact of one another's genitals, trying to remain virgins.
While Kimberly gently gave Paul a Telluride at the Bluegrass Festival she pretended to "accidentally" brush his scrotum, even though it was intentionally designed to heighten her fiancés arousal and test his virtuous discipline.
Telluride by Billy Chandler December 6, 2013
(Noun) Someone who is neither an introvert nor an extravert, but everyone hates them because they smell bad

(Noun) An element that only nerds know about and has no purpose in this world
George: Henry is such a tellurium, and I feel kinda bad for him.
Everyone Else: Shut up or you'll be smelling like garlic too.

Normal person: What is tellurium?
Nerd: Tellurium is a metalloid with 52 pro–
(Normal Person tapes nerd's mouth shut)

Telluride 

Haha, shit, you Telluride
Telluride by Griffinblood January 8, 2018

Telerionne 

A weird ass black Honduran kid that's like memes and anime.
Telerionne is a weebo fag
Telerionne by Https.ervck April 23, 2018

Tellerian 

One who loves to share stories of all kinds in any format. Both the storyteller and the listener/receiver become Tellerians when a story is shared, creating neuro coupling . Neural coupling in storytelling refers to the phenomenon where a listener's brain activity mirrors that of the storyteller, leading to better understanding, empathy, and emotional connection.
Man, that was a great story. Mrs. Marvel is a real Tellerian!
Tellerian by Folktellers March 22, 2025