Convenient phrase used to assure any person being approached by an interested party that they made the right decision in initially turning them down them with the "sorry, I have a boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other of non-specific gender" line. Often followed by a cheeky wink, just to really bring it home.

The war-cry of the asshole.
Guy: "hey gorgeous, do you think I could take you out some time?"
Girl: "aw that's sweet, and I'm flattered, but I have a boyfriend"
Guy: "no sweat baby, I have a wife and three kids at home. I won't tell if you don't"
Girl: "oh gosh really? Thank goodness, that was my main concern. Pick me up at 7, and bring a three-pack of Durex"
by Heterochromia_biomedical September 9, 2018
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What you tell it's like :
"oh, really?"
or
"no, you are kidding me!"

it's an original phrase by me!
my friend : "Dude, she has really big boobs...you've never seen boobs like that!"
me : "What You Tell??!?!?!"
by sagi March 17, 2005
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An expression that intends to contradict what someone is saying without explicitly contradicting them.
Your boy: Yo son, homegirl was feeling me. She gonna text me and we gonna smash my nigga.

You saw the whole interaction, and she was not felling your boy.

You: oh word? Let you tell it.
by Wakai May 31, 2020
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The 2nd album by Naz Rager. The album is both experimental and safe for the artist. Songs like “Ramona” and “Halle” show that the album is more focused on women than his previous album YOTR. Of course, the Rager rages on THYLH🖤 with songs like “BOOM!” and Ca$h B4 Love”. The vulnerability on this album is unmatched by any other underground artist as this album deals with the duality of Naz’s nonchalant “fuck bitches get money” persona and his heart and his need to love and feel love. There are a plethora of songs on the album so there is truly something for everyone. This is Naz Rager’s beginning to creating the “Rager’s World”.
Tell Her, You Love Her is crazy!! Naz really does it all in this album.
by XNXGMX February 2, 2023
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What one says or thinks when another person tells them something that
1. Has nothing to do with the person being told something
2. The person being told something does not want to hear what they are being told
Girl: OMG i went to a Panic at the Disco concert last night! it was sooo freakin cool!
Guy: Why are you telling me this?

Girl: I have a huge crush on your friend!
Guy who likes Girl: Why are you telling me this?
by Seth Kraeder February 10, 2009
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Slogan of Barack Obama voters use to affirm a statment Obama made during a speech. The slogan was created by an Obama stan during Obama's May 6, 2008 celebration speech, after having won the North Carolina primary. The 21st Century version of "Give em hell Harry", the major slogan of Harry Truman stans.
Obama: "...I want to thank the people of North Carolina for giving us a victory in a big state, a swing state, and a state where we will compete to win if I am the Democratic nominee for president of the United States"
Obama stan: "You tell em B!"
by NoMamesBuey May 7, 2008
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The first thing your wife says to you when you come home drunk.
<Robert> *Staggers in drunk*
<Mary> Can you tell the time?
<Robert> *Blatant confusion*
by i love having no friends June 23, 2021
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