To take a dump so large and stinky that only 'People watching with telescopes' would survive.

To be of so little worth to society that only 'People watching with telescopes' might be fooled into thinking you have any value.
Warn the people watching with telescopes to back up, it's on it's way, and it's worst than we thought.

If it wasn't for the people watching with telescopes no one would know how we all died today.

The chair you built was so useless even people watching with telescopes could tell.
by Ir4piDcR4ckp07 June 6, 2012
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Pushing a guy's dick upwards inside itself, resembling a collapsing telescope.
Telescoping is like getting hard in reverse.
by @definitions December 5, 2018
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Something that goes poc poc when you drive the Aixam and then you see your wheel overtaking you
“Să-mi bag pulan masa telescop
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When you give an Angry pirate to a one eyed girl
The Captain felt a rumble down below
There was but one thing he did know
He'd need to use Gavey Jones' telescope
As his cannon was primed to blow
He pulled his anchor and docked the cove
Of a one eye holed hoe
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It is when you see a person from a distance, and believe they are attractive, but when they get closer they are fugly.

This could affect both male and female persons from a distance, and in some cases the male/female person could look ugly from a distance, but when closer can possibly be attractive.
Woah she's hot bro!!

Dude dont forget about the 'telescope theory,' wait till she gets closer?

Awwh no way she's ugly!
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A male reproductive organ, which seems small or regular in size in the beginning, but can extend to unsuspected lengths
Girl: "Your wiener looks so small"
Boy: "Well watch my telescopic swaphook do the Hubble, baby"
Girl: * slurp *
by Linguistian March 6, 2008
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- A telescope that can see up to the milky way.

- A powerful telescope.
I used a Kangaroo Telescope to look at Venus today!
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