To take a dump so large and stinky that only 'People watching with telescopes' would survive.
To be of so little worth to society that only 'People watching with telescopes' might be fooled into thinking you have any value.
To be of so little worth to society that only 'People watching with telescopes' might be fooled into thinking you have any value.
Warn the people watching with telescopes to back up, it's on it's way, and it's worst than we thought.
If it wasn't for the people watching with telescopes no one would know how we all died today.
The chair you built was so useless even people watching with telescopes could tell.
If it wasn't for the people watching with telescopes no one would know how we all died today.
The chair you built was so useless even people watching with telescopes could tell.
by Ir4piDcR4ckp07 June 6, 2012
Telescoping is like getting hard in reverse.
by @definitions December 5, 2018
by Telescopaixamcaterinca2021 November 22, 2021
The Captain felt a rumble down below
There was but one thing he did know
He'd need to use Gavey Jones' telescope
As his cannon was primed to blow
He pulled his anchor and docked the cove
Of a one eye holed hoe
There was but one thing he did know
He'd need to use Gavey Jones' telescope
As his cannon was primed to blow
He pulled his anchor and docked the cove
Of a one eye holed hoe
by Cmac42069 July 23, 2019
It is when you see a person from a distance, and believe they are attractive, but when they get closer they are fugly.
This could affect both male and female persons from a distance, and in some cases the male/female person could look ugly from a distance, but when closer can possibly be attractive.
This could affect both male and female persons from a distance, and in some cases the male/female person could look ugly from a distance, but when closer can possibly be attractive.
Woah she's hot bro!!
Dude dont forget about the 'telescope theory,' wait till she gets closer?
Awwh no way she's ugly!
Dude dont forget about the 'telescope theory,' wait till she gets closer?
Awwh no way she's ugly!
by jizz u l8a August 23, 2011
A male reproductive organ, which seems small or regular in size in the beginning, but can extend to unsuspected lengths
Girl: "Your wiener looks so small"
Boy: "Well watch my telescopic swaphook do the Hubble, baby"
Girl: * slurp *
Boy: "Well watch my telescopic swaphook do the Hubble, baby"
Girl: * slurp *
by Linguistian March 6, 2008
by PurebloodSlytherinQueen February 9, 2023