telepwn

A spinnoff of pwn derived from the english word "telephone", telepwn is used to mark the impending action of pwning.

telepwn call for you.

telepwn by ryan y February 23, 2005

telepwn

Combination of teleport (telepr0t) and pwn.
A way of instagibbing (see pwn, gib, own) someone in Unreal Tournament games with the teleporter gun.

Past tense: telepwnt, telepwnd

ZOMG I got telepwnt by blue campers when I got the flag!!

telepwn by Drivestort August 9, 2006

TelePWN'd

While playing Halo 3, using the gravity lift to own someone. Also when someone enters a teleporter, a player on the other side drop a grenade, or instantly kills the player as he exits the teleporter. When someone goes on a gravity lift, man cannon, drop a plasma grenade, if he gets stuck, he was just TelePWN'd. You must have background info on Halo 3 to understand.

Tom: Ha, I got away from you!
Timothy: No you didn't.
Tom: This gravity lift will help me get away.
Timothy: Not if I do this!!!
Tom: OH NO!!! I got TelePWN'd!!!

TelePWN'd by Roflcopter Pilot June 3, 2009

telepanhandler 

telepanhandler, n. A subspecies of telemarketer devoted to soliciting donations, but no less annoying for all that.

"Hey, you're interrupting my favorite TV show you expletives deleted telepanhandler!" Click.

telepanhandler by Karl Pfeifer December 10, 2005

telepanic 

That feeling when you don't know where your phone is!

I was in a telepanic when I couldn't find my phone before my meeting.

telepanic by FireMetalMan June 6, 2016

telepenisis 

When two bros think of the same thing at the same time. (both having a penis)

"That girl has a fatty" said James and Noah at the same time. "Bro! We just had telepenisis!" said James.

telepenisis by jimmy big z August 10, 2017

telepenisis 

the ability to reach orgasm using only the mind with no physical touching of the penis

wow with my new telepenisis skill i got off 4 times in geography class and ridded my self of hepatitis

telepenisis by Chim April 21, 2007