telepotation 

After smoking 2 bowls you wake up somewhere strange and far away

Steve: Ali was so baked last night he woke up in Washington Square Park again
Mike: Man, thats a serious case of telepotation

telepotation by beerbuster June 8, 2007

Telepotting 

While driving and smoking a fat one, you arrive at your destination with no recollection of how you got there

"Man, I was telepotting last night when i got 5 hours from the house and wondered how the hell i got there"..."i must have telepotted"

Telepotting by Yank Tuggah June 8, 2015

Teleportion 

When part of you but not all of you teleports.

Steve used his teleportation device, Steve was not standing in the right place when the device switched on, this caused teleportion to occur and this is why Steve now has no hands.

Teleportion by TheDreamMaker November 19, 2011

Telepootation 

The mysterious phenomenon that occurs only when walking a dog at night, involving poo traveling sometimes several inches, sometimes several feet from where you just saw the dog poop. This phenomenon necessitates a flashlight and a thorough search of the ground before discovering the new location of the poo.

"Good dog, Buddy. Yep. Poop it out. That's right. Okay, just gotta pick this poop up and then we can . . . where did it go? Damn you, telepootation!"

Telepootation by Little Walnut August 25, 2018

teleportation 

the ability to move instantly from place to place using ONLY YOUR MIND. basically the sweetest superpower ever

I teleported into the bank and took all the money then teleported to Amsterdam and bought some fat pounds then to the Bahamas to smoke it!

-why teleportation is the best

teleportation by muusbolla January 13, 2009

teleporatino 

One who can teleport, such as Steve Jobs.

Steve Jobs.
Whoa, that Teleporatino teleported to my house and stole my iPod last night.

teleporatino by jake6192510 November 24, 2009

Teleportation Kid 

Someone who walks really fast alone and when you look at them they show up somewhere else.

Person 1: Bro where did that kid go? He was just beside me?
Person 2: Bro omg he's a teleportation kid.

Teleportation Kid by ScrunchieWaterBottle June 2, 2022