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Teleport Bread 

Soldier from the computer game Team Fortress 2, said the phrase in Expiration Date made by Valve. "I have done nothing but |teleport bread| for 3 days".
For example, it's used in memes for example: "I teleported breaad!!", "I teleported bread", "Teleport Bread", etc.
Teleport Bread by Fishyyz January 8, 2021

Drunk Teleport 

The ability to teleport from place to place while you're fucking plastered. People may try to convince you that you did not actually teleport but they're just jealous haters and can go fuck themselves.
I had 16 shots that night and I drunk teleported from my room to that party.

Teleportakinesis 

The act of creating a portal and using your mind to pick up and move an object or being through that portal for the purpose of circumventing space and time as we know it. Those gifted with the skill use it to greatly reduce travel and/or transport time as well as the effort that would normally be required.
If I hadn't been able to use my ninja teleportakinesis skill to move my furniture to the new lair I'd have been stuck paying for a Uhaul and having to move it by hand. Ninjas don't play that shit.

Teleport 

To go from one place to another without any recollection. Usually occurs after excessive alcohol has been consumed.
I teleported last night from the bar to the taco shop to my bed. I woke up not knowing how i arrived home, looked out the window and saw my car.
Teleport by MzJu February 5, 2008

Telepotting 

While driving and smoking a fat one, you arrive at your destination with no recollection of how you got there
"Man, I was telepotting last night when i got 5 hours from the house and wondered how the hell i got there"..."i must have telepotted"
Telepotting by Yank Tuggah June 8, 2015

Teleportion 

When part of you but not all of you teleports.
Steve used his teleportation device, Steve was not standing in the right place when the device switched on, this caused teleportion to occur and this is why Steve now has no hands.
Teleportion by TheDreamMaker November 19, 2011