Telepootation 

The mysterious phenomenon that occurs only when walking a dog at night, involving poo traveling sometimes several inches, sometimes several feet from where you just saw the dog poop. This phenomenon necessitates a flashlight and a thorough search of the ground before discovering the new location of the poo.

"Good dog, Buddy. Yep. Poop it out. That's right. Okay, just gotta pick this poop up and then we can . . . where did it go? Damn you, telepootation!"

Telepootation by Little Walnut August 25, 2018

teleportation 

the ability to move instantly from place to place using ONLY YOUR MIND. basically the sweetest superpower ever

I teleported into the bank and took all the money then teleported to Amsterdam and bought some fat pounds then to the Bahamas to smoke it!

-why teleportation is the best

teleportation by muusbolla January 13, 2009

Teleportation Kid 

Someone who walks really fast alone and when you look at them they show up somewhere else.

Person 1: Bro where did that kid go? He was just beside me?
Person 2: Bro omg he's a teleportation kid.

Teleportation Kid by ScrunchieWaterBottle June 2, 2022

Teleporntation 

The act of watching a porn and imagining yourself in the scenes while 'takin care of your bizness...
Using the power of positive thinking, and success imagery projection.

I was watching Skinamax the other night and I think I had some serious teleporntation, when I came in my pants during a scene.

Teleporntation by Airpace22 June 27, 2014

telepotation 

After smoking 2 bowls you wake up somewhere strange and far away

Steve: Ali was so baked last night he woke up in Washington Square Park again
Mike: Man, thats a serious case of telepotation

telepotation by beerbuster June 8, 2007

Magical Teleportation Tea 

It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.

"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."

This is after he got his stomach pumped

Magical Teleportation Tea by asfvgfhjkl;' March 12, 2020

Reverse Quantum Teleportation 

It hasn't been possible yet. But my theory is when a wormhole opens in a different universe it'd be possible for that person to reverse teleport back to our universe possible a ghost? No dip sherlock

Hey did you see the news this guy "reverse quantum teleportation" from a wormhole

Reverse Quantum Teleportation by albainancracker2020 April 14, 2020