Maori word for: Vagina, Pussy, Cunt, etc.
Stink teke!!! Tight Teke!!! Sweet teke!!! Tasty Teke!!!
by MzThang87 November 17, 2005
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The best fucking fraternity in the whole fucking world!
by stretch October 26, 2004
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To throw flour all over someone (giving an antique look), usually when the person is intoxicated or unconscious and laying down. Popularized by the television series, Jackass.
When Scott passed out, both of my friends teked him good. He looked just like an antique!
by Jeffro June 28, 2005
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A Yokai spirit of a woman (sometimes a man) who is missing their lower half, The name "Teke Teke" comes from the sound of their lower half dragging across the ground. Not seeming it as they walk on their hands or elbows, the Teke Teke is extremely fast. The way Teke Teke acts is by chopping a person in half just as them.
Person: I heard weird noises last night, like dragging noises
Person 2: Maybe it was a Teke Teke hunting for a lower half
by OverOppai69 October 25, 2017
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hash dens
come from 1920's and 1930's Greek hash and opium dens( which were famous for their traditional music and Turkish hash smoking)

a bar or café where one smokes hash, hookah with hash or weed while listening to some music and dance.
- you wanna smoke a joint with me

- yea, let's go to the tekes and smoke some good Turkish hash
by evee_queen June 16, 2011
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