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teh internets 

Contarary to popular believe, it's not like a big truck you can just dump stuff on. It's more like a series of tubes.

The internet used to be for sharing usefull and interesting information. now it's a tool for hackers to steal your PC and a tool for 4chan and MySpace to spread it's horrors.

If you try your best, you can win some internets by doing the following:
* become an hero.
* make fun of furries.
* buy a lot of internets from An ISP.
* post funnies

(btw, The Internet is serious business)
Jhonny: I got teh internets today!
Peter: I hope that the devil is happy with your SOUL!
teh internets by bronz July 23, 2007

teh internets 

A word often used scornfully to point out a newbies lack of knowledge of the internet and distinctive language.
"OMG, liek, is this your first time on TEH INTERNETS!!!!oneoneoneeleven!!!"

HA! HA! I'm using teh internet!

The caption of a few images used when an individual says something that seems as if they were new to the world wide web.
kid: (in big red font) L00k whut i kan d0!
average human: *HA! HA! I'm using teh internet! image*

Teh Internetz 

ZOMG LOL da pic hacked meh mind lolraptor!!!1111
or
Teh Internetz iz awsome
Teh Internetz by killeraucity August 26, 2009

teh internetz 

1. Place: The anti-world of the internet. Filled with dumb-fucks, spammers, cheaters, bots, noobs, and fakes.

2. Language: The (primary) language of teh internetz. Misspellings, and grammatical errors of the english language run rampant. When learning the language, it may help to bash your face into the keyboard between sentences.
John: I lost my way and ended up in teh internetz D:
Craig: LoL!1! tg ikk bde 5k Meh JusT @e a b@ge| XDXDXD

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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