Contarary to popular believe, it's not like a big truck you can just dump stuff on. It's more like a series of tubes.
The internet used to be for sharing usefull and interesting information. now it's a tool for hackers to steal your PC and a tool for 4chan
to spread it's horrors.
If you try your best, you can win
some internets by doing the following:
* become an hero.
* make fun of furries
* buy a lot of internets from An ISP
* post funnies
(btw, The Internet is serious business)