Tebowsexual 

Any grown ass man who dreams of showering with his man crush.

The Tebowsexual is now a Gators/ Broncos fan.

Tebowsexual by Antiteebowsexual January 8, 2012

Teebowl 

n. 1)Wherever the Denver Broncos are going instead of to the league championship game.

2) Any disappointing event attended reluctantly when God doesn't come through.

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Don't cry dear. I'm sure you'll have just as much fun at the Teebowl as you would have had at the State champioships. Maybe next year Jesus will love you and want you for a sunbeam.

Teebowl by gnostic1 January 25, 2012

Teebowing

Alot like Planking, but you do it with a football in your left hand, as to imitate Broncos quarterback, Tim Teebow, after a sack.

Guy 1: Planking was so 2011.
Guy 2: Whats going to be 2012?
Guy 1: Teebowing!

Teebowing by Ogmikebone November 3, 2011

Tebowsheen 

The Act of winning for good or evil. One who can do no wrong, only Win!

Dude paul got pulled over but got the cops number! She let him off, now he's going to get her off!

He always Tebowsheen's.

Tebowsheen by B2U December 18, 2011

Tebowsexual 

The sexuality of straight men who are waiting until marriage to lose their virginity.

Guy 1: Man, Tim wouldn't have sex with that hot girl. WTF?
Guy 2: He's a Tebowsexual.

Tebowsexual by ifmod January 11, 2012

tweebowser

According to Sir Goldenrod of Aurora, Tweebowser is slang for a woman's vagina

Man she has a creamy tweebowser and it tastes so good.

tweebowser by Sir Goldenrod of Aurora August 17, 2023