tee-eff

a substitute for titty fucking for all the girls who are grossed out by the word 'titty'

he'd rather tee-eff me then get a handy

tee-eff by TheShivers February 19, 2003

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Tee Eff

Tee Eff (tf) is something you say when something is absolutely ridiculous or unexpected. When your grandma only gives you $5 for your birthday, you typically say "Tee Eff?!" You then reach in the bag to grab the AK-47 to ruin her day. Other uses for "Tee Eff" would be if an ugly girl slides in your dm's. The right the to do is send a screenshot to your homeboy and ask "Tee Eff?!". Tee Eff is just used to emphasize the letters "T" and "F" in the popular "Tf" abbreviation for "The fuck".

Patrick: "Bro, I wish I had a bald girlfriend so when I have sex with her from the back I can smack her baldy."
Owen: "Tee Eff???!!"

Tee Eff by Pxttyy July 3, 2016

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Dubya-Tee-Eff

The pronunciation of WTF.

Oh-Em-Jee OMG, Dubya-Tee-Eff?!

Dubya-Tee-Eff by Bite Me May 1, 2005

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dubba yew tee eff

A way of writing out the ever-so-popular Internet acronym "WTF" which stands for "What The Fuck". It is usually used to be funny, to exaggerate, or be very sarcastic. This method can also be used for any other acronym:

LOL - ell oh ell
ROFL - ARE OH EFF ELL
OMG - oh em gee

It has also been known that WTF has been pronounced like "wuh-tff" when people try say it like it's spelled, as they would say "Lawl" or "Rawffle" in lieu of LOL or ROFL.

Let's say Timmy and Johnny are playing Counter-Strike:

Timmy: What the crap was that? OMGHI2U81607861048 is using headshot scripts! No fair! A headshot through the wall with an AWP is impossible!

Johnny: OH EM GEE DUBBA YEW TEE EFF??!! Ohnoes! We better report him to the admin so he gets b4nnz0r3d! Timmy, STFU and play.

Timmy: Ohnoes! I got pwnz0r3d!

dubba yew tee eff by SassyPirate June 25, 2005