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testickle 

What's that testicle doing in my armpit?
testickle by devil herder July 11, 2004

testickles 

Adj:

1. Playful game in which a person named Tes is tickled.

2. The sexual act of gently stroking the testicles in order to produce a favourable outcome for the male in question. Overuse of this practice has led to an increased incidence of blueballs according to the North American Medical Journal.
Henry: Darling would you please perform some testickles on me?
Florence: Of course dear, just let me shave my knuckles first.
testickles by Superlicks February 9, 2010

tesstickles 

a person who likes to suck a lot of cock. while smoking a joint in between.
reid: dude i got head last night from marie

derek: yeah i've heard she was a tesstickles
tesstickles by Tesstickles Boys October 15, 2008

TesticKleaze 

An unguent used for the relief of dry, itchy, or otherwise uncomfortable scrotums.

"Every man needs to feel like a man."
"Damn, my sack itches. Hand me that tube of TesticKleaze, bitch!"
TesticKleaze by Schuermanator July 25, 2009

testickle 

Bob: Dude, my girlfriend dumped me yesterday. I gotta go to my neighbourhood testickle to get me a new one.

Bill: Oh I have a spare you can use. They had a "buy two for the price of one" offer going when Gina left me.

Bob: Sweet!
testickle by KickItYEAH May 30, 2011

tacktickle nuke

the tacktickle nuke blew up earth