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Techual Harassment 

The act of a person, or people, harassing you because of your choice or preference towards a particular type or brand of technology.
Example 1:
Ignorant douchebag #1: "I can't believe you bought an iPhone, you know they're inferior to an Android phone in every conceavable way!"

iPhone Owner "Hey man, that's Techual Harassment. The iPhone is a great phone".

Example 2:
Ignorant Douchbag #2: "Dude, why do you have Windows Vista on that machine? You know it's, like, bloated and less secure and stuff".

Windows Vista Ownder "Hey "dude", stop techually harassing me, I don't appreciate it".
Techual Harassment by Philbuntu August 31, 2010
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In RTS (Real-Time Strategy) computer games, to concentrate on researching technologies and upgrades for your forces.
When playing the Protoss in Starcraft, I like to tech up before attacking
tech up by MISTER OWNINATOR June 26, 2009

techophile 

A person who loves technology a lot to the point that he/she wants to discuss technology with anyone around them including strangers.
A techophile readily skips meals to read and update on the latest tech gist!
He must be a techophile because he always knows where to get the answers to all these science and tech questions.

We have geeks, nerds, and techophiles and these never flop in science and technology exams!
techophile by temidayotinypoet December 3, 2013

techsplain 

Being talked down to by someone who assumes that you cannot possibly know about or understand anything about computers and/or software. Can be used in both the transitive and intransitive.
1) Once again, she assumed that I was a complete idiot, and techsplained to me just how simple the software really is. 2) Actually, I don't want to use that app., so you don't need to techsplain to be how simple it is.
techsplain by FitToPrint May 14, 2015

techspressionist 

1) an artist using technology as a means of personal expression
2) an artistic practitioner of techspressionism
Have you seen the latest techspressionist exhibition ?
Techpally is now in common use in Africa and it means when someone loves and follow technology trend. The two word tech and pally, which means technology and friendship are now used together as a word.
The guy is a Techpally, he's fond of using technology to solve all problems
Techpally by Chaktty November 13, 2019

techspressionism 

1) An artistic approach in which technology is utilized as a means to express emotional experience.
2) A 21st century artistic and social movement.
Techspressionism is expressionism through the lens of technology.