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technocrasshole 

The word « technocrasshole » is a slang corporate word to define a growing type of workers in corporation and professional settings. These workers hide their incompetency behind laws, processes, financial reports and the like. Since technocratic tools and expert jargon are on their side they believe that they possess the truth and that the rest of the universe is composed by unknowledgeable people. Technocrasshole cannot demonstrate any type of creativity, create “red tape” where none is required and enjoy creating “work-generating” useless processes. While in fact they are the direct antithesis of efficiency, their arrogance pushes them to try to expand their technocratic view throughout the organization causing irreparable harm to it. As a result, technocrasshole’s speeches successfully allure the other technocrats, the incompetents and “Wally” of the office. This is what makes them more dangerous than the typical low-profile technocrat. The net result of the technocrasshole’s influence is a deterioration of the level of efficacy within an organization.
Unfortunately for the corporate world, incompetent Lawyers, Accountants, Quality Assurance experts and Consultants often become Technocrasshole.
technocrasshole by zirconbh May 20, 2010
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Technourishment

The act of nourishing technology, or the state of being nourished by technology.
My iPod, iPhone, and iMac provide technourishment.
Technourishment by Eric P. Rhodes January 7, 2009

techno-trash

is also called electronic waste or e-waste, is any broken or unwanted electrical or electronic devices.
Techno-trash is currently the most rapid-growing type of waste.
techno-trash by Intopoo.SL August 29, 2016

technotrad 

- Hip techno stylizings of Le Group Swing!
- The hybrid fusion of the mandolin and fiddle to create a mind blowing musical experience!
- Undisputedly will keep you stomping, swinging and crying throughout the 2 minute performance.
Swing indisputably has you swinging, dancing and stomping your feet as soon as you can hear the very first bars of technotrad which bring back the good old kitchen partys of yesteryear. La vie comme ça, where sampling and scratching are combined to the fiddle and the mandolin, make for a remarkable mix.
technotrad by Ian McGuire May 13, 2005

Technorachi 

A newer spin on mariachi songs that have incorporated influences of techno.
Examples of Technorachi - remixes of popular mariachi songs, or even some mexican songs with a techno beat
Technorachi by No Bailo September 29, 2010

technotrance 

technotrance Any piece of electronic equipment which holds your attention to the point of full on oblivion to everything around you. Combining the words technology, and trance
"That game has him in a technotrance. He hasn't moved in days." or "Look at that group of kids sitting in a circle staring at their phones. They seem to be stuck in a technotrance"
technotrance by Sixty-Six May 29, 2016

Technotranian 

It's when states use technology to control people.
That asian country is so technotranian, it has its own credit system.