Top Definition
A person, male or female, who is so deeply enthralled with technology they discuss it with a level of passion that most people reserve for sex. Not always a geek or a nerd, but generally someone who has the latest and greatest everything.
She became so excited about her new laptop and PDA that her friends knew she must be technosexual.
by DarthVerso October 22, 2004
A man or woman that prefers the company of an electronic device over that of a living being, typically used to describe a woman that does not have a husband/boyfriend as an insult; by claiming they prefer a vibrator to a man.
Man: Are those moon pants, cause that ass is out of this world baby!
Woman uses her mace on Man.
Man: You technosexual bitch, my eyes!
by Nate July 07, 2004
A Person who is sexually and socially involved in relationships with technology.
Jeremy:"Hey Amber, Why are you licking your laptop?"
Amber:"I'm a Technosexual It turns me on so much!"
by Mr.Fluffums November 25, 2008
A person or being that feels sexual attraction towards computers or any form of technology.
1: Hey, did you hear? Bob's a technosexual now.

2: I bet he gets his circuits in a twist.

1: No.
by c3ns0r3d May 20, 2013
A person whose sexuality has been morphed by the combination of technology and sex such that their sexual needs are completely met by internet porn, cyber-sex, and high tech ultra realistic sex toys no longer requiring human interaction.
Dude 1: "Dude, what's up with Larry? I haven't seen him with a girl in years. Has he gone gay or something?"

Dude 2: "Nah man he's gone technosexual. No more dating games for him! He doesn't even have to pay em to leave!! He Just turns the porn switch off and puts that virtual va-jay-jay under the bed."

Dude 1: " Whoa!!! He doesn't have to worry about remembering birthdays, dealing with in-laws, or them gettting fat either.....Cool!"
by Hefenator August 05, 2011
A Technosexual individual is someone who has desire to make a love or to be a couple with someone else, depend on the electronic goods or gadgets belong to his/her couple. So they chose someone to love based on gadgets that they hold or it could be a vehicle that they use. They can be male or female.
melanie: " oouuuh OMG, jack, u have a sophisticated motorcycle, it's awesome!! . . .take me with u jack! "
jack : " okaaay! I Love Technosexual! haha. . ."
by rytinggalnama1 February 14, 2011
The state of being a lonely, ginger fag whose only possibility of a mate lies in technology
Also applies to anyone who knows what linux is.
An individual who uses the mental image of something technological for stimulation whilst doing their ugly girlfriend/sibling
mmmm.....Systems Development Life Cycle.......
This constitutes as hardcore Technosexualism
by Can Tiarnán rape? November 28, 2010
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