Tebowed

(verb) - inexplicably beat or rejected by someone of inferior talent.

Dude, I can’t believe that chick Tebowed you, she wasn’t even that attractive.

by psychdoctor November 18, 2011

Tebowed

verb, used to indicated defeat by a a force that is on paper inferior but continues to enjoy success, for non-quantifiable reasons.

The Chicago Bears got Tebowed today!

or

That test Tebowed me.

by DJFreto December 12, 2011

tebowed

To be vastly over-matched and fail miserably in some important endeavor.

I tebowed my climb up Mt. Everest: lost both feet, six fingers, and didn't even make it halfway up the mountain.

by pablopicasso! January 16, 2012

Tebow

Adj. Getting something done, but in a very shitty manner

Jake: "He did such a shitty job."
Me: "He still got it done thought."
Jake: "Yep he pulled a Tebow."

by ZaBlazer November 25, 2011

Tebowing

to refer to throwing a pass short and behind an open receiver.

Dude, I was wide open! Why are you Tebowing?

by bubbagump1975 October 20, 2012

Tebow

pulling something off in spite of the disbelief of all those around you.

managing to pull something out of your ass that no one thought you could.

being awful at something for a majority of the time that you are doing it and then somehow pulling yourself together in the last moments to secure victory.

Joe your presentation was such a Tebow, somehow you pulled it together at the very end despite screwing up throughout it.

"How the hell did he win that game? "

"He's Tim Tebow coach"

by jenkhouse411 November 18, 2011

Tebowism

Tebowism is the religion followed rigorously by his fans. (Read: bandwagoners) It involves screaming about how hawt he is, and how he is the greatest quarterback ever. It also involves Tebowing at random spots and then tweeting about it (#tebowing).

Tebowism Follower: OH MY GAWD. Tebow is the greatest quarterback ever!!!

Bronco Fan: No way. Elway is the greatest ever.

Tebowism Follower: Whats Elway? Is that a name? Thats a funny name...

Bronco Fan: What a tebowism follower....

by koolestkid21 January 10, 2012