The sinister act of gording, or being gorded by another individual, or group of individuals while using griffin tears as lubricant.
"No man, I don't want to be griffonian tearjerked right now." "Sorry you little fuckboy supreme, you don't have a choice."
by TouchOfAnUncle February 3, 2015
Bob: did you see UP. The first 10 minutes is a tearjerker.
Brittany: Yea, it's so sad when ellie dies.
Brittany: Yea, it's so sad when ellie dies.
by Pretty kewl stuff March 30, 2018
A masturbation technique where you massage your dick while also rubbing it in your tears. Another person's tears can also work. If you cover your penis in tear water, then you can either be finished, or stick it into something or someone.
by Thanos Chicken June 19, 2020
The trait or action of crying while masturbating at the same time. Typically common among young depressed white males.
by Jill Biden November 17, 2020
It is used to express sadness and sympathy over an event. This event doesn't have to be big it could simply be that a small thing happened and to express your sadness you exclaim "what a tearjerker" While some people may not understand or accept "tearjerker" as a real word it is.
Adam told Adelaide that he did not like FEVER 333's new album
Adelaide replied with "That's a tearjerker!"
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Quincy, the dog, ran away and Quincy's adaptive parents said "Quincy running away is suc a tearjerker."
Adelaide replied with "That's a tearjerker!"
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Quincy, the dog, ran away and Quincy's adaptive parents said "Quincy running away is suc a tearjerker."
by veglife March 7, 2019