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22.
1. n. a person who cries when they masturbate.

2. n. a person who has a habit of masturbating while watching a dramatic movie or "chick-flick".

3. n. a song by KoRn off of their "See You on the Other Side" album.
What a pussy! I'll bet he's a fucking tearjerker.
by nofgiehehderegsdff February 28, 2006
 
23.
Someone who likes to rub the one eyed snake while watching sad movies.
The end of that movie was such a tearjerker - i blew my load over the remote
by effurm the retarded rabbit September 22, 2005