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griffonian tearjerk

The sinister act of gording, or being gorded by another individual, or group of individuals while using griffin tears as lubricant.
"No man, I don't want to be griffonian tearjerked right now." "Sorry you little fuckboy supreme, you don't have a choice."
by TouchOfAnUncle February 3, 2015
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gorded

"Gorded" is the past tense of the commonly used verb to "gourd" something.
The other day I gorded. It was awesome.
by TouchOfAnUncle February 3, 2015
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