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all toasters toast toast

The mighty words of the powerful Mario from the failed game, "Hotel Mario" for the Philips CDI.
Mario: "You know what they say, all toasters toast toast!"
all toasters toast toast by KekGuy November 16, 2017

teamsesh 

A music collective, group that paved the way for a lot of artists now. The BoneThugs/ MobbDeep of our generation. And they do it all with bliss.
Oh you listen to TeamSesh?”
“No who is that?”
“..... fuck you poser”
teamsesh by TSJOHN October 18, 2020

ToasterSexual

You like to stick your fat cock into a nice toaster on full power. Even the sight of a toaster will cause you to bust the fattest nut in history, and flood the world until every toaster in existence has tasted your cum.
Jim: I'm ToasterSexual
Anna: *Grabs Toaster*
Jim: *Drowns Anna in cum*
free street drug samples
New stash, line up for testers.
testers by Jim King December 17, 2004

CLAP, CEO of Quirky Toasters Inc. 

"If she/he had read the manual, she/he would know not to put toasters in water." ~Clap
Clap: "I am CLAP, CEO of Quirky Toasters Inc., the greatest man alive!"

You: "What do you mean, Clap is dead????"

Terrific Toasters 

Terrific Toasters is an Instagram account made for the purpose of hilarious pictures and description of toasters, terrific toasters.
Every definition is more than a paragraph long and absolutely hilarious.

Hundreds of followers and counting, all love Terrific Toasters.
Shoutouts happen everyday, toasters will take over the world of instagram one of these days.
"Hey dude, are you following Terrific_Toasters?"

-"Nah, what's that?"

"It's the most hilarious account on Instagram, they just post toasters and good definitions!"

-"That's awesome, Ill go follow Terrific Toasters now"