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retard teammates 

Apes that can't do anything
Guy 1: Omg, i 'm hardstuck bronze yasuo main and i can't get out of it because i have retard teammates
retard teammates by ilikedik123 December 17, 2017

sex teammates

The point at which you and your friend aren't just friendgirl and friendboy anymore, but you are banging on the regular to try to improve in the bedroom. You and your sex teammate may develop feelings for eachother and have the potential to become something more.
Patrick and princess used to just be friends, but now they're sex teammates. If omly they didn't live 1000 miles apart...
sex teammates by Prock20 April 25, 2014

TeammatesFAIL 

A Vietnamese tryhard with a penis smaller than 2 inches. He also enjoys bragging about how good he is at Xbox but really has a pathetic gamerscore. He also gets assfucked by horses daily.
Joey: Holy crap that TeammatesFAIL kid just raped everyone.
Jimmy: Yeah he's trying so hard because he'll never get laid.
TeammatesFAIL by TheFallenAeon October 3, 2010

ranked teammates 

Ranked Teammates
Absolutely braindead mistakes that are retarded and have no common sense. They are often found making you borderline suicidal and angry, selling your games or rank while they do it over and over again with more random people.
Respectfully and Disrespectfully, if you yourself suck at a certain game that you play rank in, constantly doing bad in it; Consider quitting the game.
“Some autistic little bad rank teammates kept going like 0-10 or some horrible statline and kept dying while doing nothing.”
“Yeah bro I lost like 200 points thanks to some bad randoms/teammates/failed abortions”
Ranked teammates
ranked teammates by EL_2804 May 29, 2024

ranked teammates 

the most low functioning restarted mfs you will ever see, that just sell the entire game
guy 1: dude these ranked teammates are totally selling the game
guy 2: ikr
ranked teammates by apollo.11 July 21, 2024

Ranked teammates 

The most retarted no brain motherfuckers they have the brain cells of a fat retarted hippo and they stink like rat shit
My ranked teammates
Ranked teammates by anonymous January 25, 2025