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Teakettling 

1. The act of teabagging while simaltaneously exhausting gas from the anus into the mouth of a sleeping victim, it was known as none other than teakettling.
2. There is no other definition.
Justin decided that he was in the mood again and teakettled Ryan...twice. Ryan had to brush his teeth twice in the morning and use mouthwash, but still failed to get the awful taste out of his mouth. Ryan despises teakettling, and seeks revenge.
Teakettling by Mr. Teakettle December 1, 2007
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Tea Kettling

A drinking party game in which the host fills up a standard tea kettle with his or her choice of liquor. Holding the tea kettle gives you the power to force anyone to get on their knees and drink a shot from the tea kettle. Holding the tea kettle in a sexual suggestive pose is preferred, but not mandatory.

Also called "kettling" by people in a hurry.
Balthazar: Tea kettle! Get on your knees!
Agnes: My goodness! I'm totally getting tea kettled!
Laszlo: Hey everybody, Bathlazar is tea kettling Agnes!
Everybody: This entertains us!
Tea Kettling by B@lth@z@r January 18, 2011
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Tea Kettling

When drunk girls begin speaking so high and so fast they start to sound remarkably like a tea kettle. They usually start off normal and after three or four beers descend into high pitched nonsence.
That girl was tea kettling so bad, I was sure my ear drums were about to pop.
Tea Kettling by Deering October 17, 2006

Tea kettling

When you laugh so hard that you sound like a tea kettle.
LMAO STOP THATS WAY TO FUNNY IM TEA KETTLING!”
Tea kettling by uglyBitchlet June 4, 2021

Tea kettling

to piss into ones mouth from an elevated Position
One time we were on this road trip and I had to piss so bad, I ended up tea kettling Nina. She was willing though.
Tea kettling by Mr. tusk June 28, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026