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a word describing the best thing that has ever happened to anyone, and meaning the most gorgeous thing in the entire universe.
i found a teah the other day. it was pretty rewarding.
by morgan laconty May 24, 2008
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Easily the best person ever to have as a girlfriend. She knows how to cook, dance, draw, and sing and can always put a smile on your face. Possibly the best cuddler in the universe.
Have caution, however: she will often bite to show affection.
My right arm was bitten off at the shoulder when I started dating my girlfriend, but it was well worth it because she's Teah.
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The level of sheer awesomeness that occurs when the awesome meter is broken. Resides far, far below suck level green (corndogs). Used when inferior words like awesome, amazing, incredible, etc are just not enough.
"That party was fucking teah."

"Dude that girl was hot and awesome but only Madi is teah."
by the eternal turtle February 15, 2009
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