Drivers Ed Teacher 

Everyone's last resort when it comes to a job. When all else fails the moderately retarded teach a class that a monkey can teach; Drivers Ed. Unfortunately the "Teachers" more like retards take the class as seriously as they can because they know that literally anyone (person or monkey) can replace them at any minute.

Fuck, I dropped out of high school, Mcdonald's fired me, and i can't apply for my Wick's Card. I guess I'll just have to teach Drivers Ed.




Drivers Ed Teacher

Drivers Ed Teacher by Drivers Ed Teacher March 9, 2009

phys ed teacher 

i hate u tewitz

person 1: i love tewitz

me: nah he is lazy and annoying

person 1: but he is the best phys ed teacher!!

phys ed teacher by helicopter2.000 October 17, 2019

sex ed teacher 

The pervert in your school who teaches children how to smash a girl's pussy in fun and interesting ways called intercourse.

Fag #1: Hey, where were you at 2:00 yesterday?
Fag#2: I was listening to Mr. Orgasmo, the sex ed teacher, tell me and a bunch of other fags what a vagina is and why we are getting hair in new places.

sex ed teacher by Mr. Orgasmo April 5, 2016

teacherection 

1. The awkward moment when your male teacher has an erection and is standing in front of the class. He might try to hide it as well.
2. When a student sees an extremely attractive teacher and gets an erection.

"Dude, this is awkward, Professor Reid has a teacherection."

"Man, Mrs. Issenman is really giving me a teacherection

teacherection by Teamilk June 28, 2011

english-teachered 

The process of you thinking your English essay is the best you have ever done and then you're teacher find over 100 mistakes with it.

Mate what did u get for the essay internal?

I got a Achieved.
What, you said u would get top marks.
It got English-teachered...

english-teachered by A student 2410 March 2, 2017

teacherdom 

The territory, range, or purview over which a teacher rules. Akin to kingdom.

Miller's teacherdom wasn't bordered by the walls of her classroom. Her influence extended into each and every student's home.

teacherdom by SkyBucket September 18, 2020

Teachered 

verb. The past tense of teaching something.

See taught.

Most kids in China don't have a secure attachment to their parents because their parents have "teachered" them to be independent and not rely on them.
taught

Teachered by Mama' Sq'rrel October 18, 2012