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I can teach you my language 

Probably the worlds most obvious invitation to sex. Used when the individuals who are to engage in the proposed intercourse originate from different countries, cultures, or ethnicities, and therefore have different native languages.
1.
Meili: Maybe one of these days you can teach me some of your language, and I can teach you my language.
Sven: ITS ON!
2.
Wolfgang: When we´ve finished these beers, we can go to my place, and I can teach you my language.
Conzuella: ITS ON!
3.
Rachel: Tonight, swing by my dorm, I can teach you my language, bring wine and condoms.
Vlad: ITS ON!

Let me teach you 

Let me teach you is basically a fighting word meaning you’re about to get beat tf out of you and you shouldn’t have challenged that person because it’s over for you it’s a fuck around and find out situation.
Person #1: Yeah since you been doing all that talking imma beat ya ass cause I gets active

Person #2: Nah nah cause I gets active too let me teach you baby, let me teach you
Let me teach you by Fivestargirl November 21, 2023

let me teach you 

some shit said by tesehki when she wanna fight someone
"whats up bitch put yo hands up let me teach you"
let me teach you by Jazell March 6, 2024

Teach it like you preach it 

1. Apply your specific, previously revealed wisdom to the situation.

2. An interjection used to encourage a rant, diatribe, or other awesome monologue.

3. You're on a roll (in immediate conversation), don't stop!
Liz Lemon: Dealbreaker!
Angie Jordan: Teach it like you preach it, Liz Lemon!

You can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes

Life is unpredictable, strange and beautiful. Always live on the bright side of life.
Well, you know what they say “you can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes”

you cant preach if you cant teach

If you don’t have knowledge on something you can’t go teaching it to others because you’re not walking the walk.
“ you cant preach if you cant teach David”