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11. tea bag
When a gentlemen takes his testicles and places them upon a person's face in order to disgrace that individual. For best effect they are placed near or inside the oral region (and dipped to simulate a tea bag). A person may also take the testicles and cover the eyes - this is called a trojan helmet.
Andrew was dozing away peacefully underneath his warm covers. A few moments later he awoke to C's nuts planted on his cheek. Andrew was so tired he did not even realize he was getting the tea bag treatment. We all hid and waited for the anger to come, but instead of anger we heard a soft whisper. That whisper said: "What are you guys going to do to me".
1. tea bag
(v). To lower your body as to dip the testicles into her mouth as the woman is tounging the scrotum.
Hey man, you should have seen the look on that bitches face when I tea bagged her.
2. Tea Bag
to stick your saggin balls on someones face while they are sleeping
i tea baged joe at teh sleepover
by Dude Dan Jan 16, 2003 add a video
3. Tea Bag
(n. or v.) To place testicles in someone's mouth and procede in a up and down motion.
Shut up or I'll tea bag you
4. tea bag
When you wake up to feel something that's warm, soft and fuzzy on your face and you realize that it isn't a puppy.
Jesse awoke to find a puppy on his face. Wait, that's not a puppy...
by thefinpope Mar 16, 2005 add a video
5. tea bag
1. A small porous sack holding enough tea leaves to make an individual serving of tea.

2. Placing your testes inside someones mouth and raising and lowering them to look like you are making tea.
I dropped the tea bag into the kettle.

I proceded to tea bag the homeless man.
6. tea bag
When a republican takes the testicles and scrotum of another republican in his mouth. Sometimes they make gargling sounds. I think this is also known as felching. Really fascinating to watch.
Man, that Saudi Prince screamed like a woman when Bush tea bagged him.
7. tea bag
dip your nutsack into someone elses mouth... in a tea makeing process
did you tea bag your girlfriend while she was asleep
by asdf Nov 17, 2002 add a video
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