Tatored 

A state of drunkenness rarely reached by a social drinker, where the Alcoholic in question feels that they have overshot the mark once again.
This state is usually followed by feelings of regret and remorse the next day (or whenever he comes to) as the formerly tatored individual realizes that they have once again nailed a fatty, sucked another man's wiener, or poked yet another farm animal!

"Oh my God, I did it again! I'm going to have to do some of those A&A classes if I keep getting this tatored!"

"Ugh, I'm NEVER getting that tatored again!"

Tatored by Misty Dawn May 27, 2008

tatored 

Beyond shitfaced, completely gone. Slight redneck connotation. Incapable of caring about anything.

Mike was so tatored last night that he fell down the hill in the backyard and slept up against the fence at the bottom for 2 hours.

tatored by Triis February 12, 2009

Taylored 

its a way of life, doing what you want and customizing your life to you, not caring what people think about it.

"dude why are you lazy all the time? you never do anything!"
untaylored answer- "im not hecka lazy!!!!!"
taylored answer- "its cool if you think that cause im taylored"

Taylored by BIGsleepee March 9, 2011

Taylored 

(adj) - wearing Converse Chuck Taylor All-Star shoes. Popularized by Wiz Khalifa as a pun on "tailored."

Throw it up 'cause every nigga that I'm with Taylored

Taylored by Lennalf September 13, 2012

tatored 

To be exhausted after doing absolutely nothing or sleep deprevation

Man, i never even did anything today and im still tatored

tatored by Alison Rawlings June 24, 2007

Taylored 

To be given a blowjob by a fat slut in school and then get expelled

Those boys got Taylored 3rd period.

Taylored by ergioufiojeg June 11, 2010

Taylored Man 

A guy that is sweet and loveable and only wants one girl in the world. He is cute and loves to make others happy especially his girl. Tylers' are tall, thin and lightskin. Tylers' are the life of the party and everyone loves them. They are funny and smart. They get all the girls attention but could only wish he had his one true loves attention back over them all. They are the sweetest guys you will ever meet. They know what they want and usually get it except in hard situations, because they have a great work ethic, personality and a desire to become the best and be the best for a certain girl. When Taylored men love someone, they always think about them, and will do anything for that person and will never give up on their one true love no matter what even if it seems like it. Taylored men usually fall in love with a girl named Taylor! Love you! :* Long live TNT <3

Tyler is such a Taylored man!

Taylored Man by TNT Fo' Life December 22, 2013