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Taylorism 

The worship of Wyatt’s Sister. It is customary for all male distance runners to know the extraordinary divinity and taste of our savior. Rituals include: mentioning her in all conversation adding a sexual context and visiting the Holy Church of Wyatt’s house. Disciples of her mediate on her beauty during many hours of the night.
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Wyatt: I am being relentlessly bullied
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Taylorism 

Taylorism, We Pray For Our Lord Roger Meddows Taylor.
Do you like Taylorism
Taylorism by Taylorism May 3, 2019

Taylorism 

Noun. (Plural - Taylorisms)

A special teachers brand of business B/S talk
An example of a Taylorism:
"We look to you as ambassadors of our school and its uniform"

(In an attempt to advocate wearing school uniform 'correctly')
Taylorism by Oatzy May 17, 2007

Taylorism 

When someone screws up how to pronounce a word.
Cambria: I totally just pronounced ‘strategic’ wrong.

Mr. Martinez: Oh, you mean that was a Taylorism?
Taylorism by Epitome123 June 5, 2021

Taylorism 

Taylorism - An absolute cunt, one is known to have 'Taylorism' if one has bought 25 laptops, his girlfriend hates him, daft enough to buy a £500 marble coffee table to sniff blow off. Also one has severe Taylorism if one is thick enough to buy a treadmill and use it to hang clothes on.
Oh jesus, look at the fucking retard, he's gone and blown 30k on coke, he's an absolute joke - Fucking hum dings of Taylorism.
Taylorism by SameHeadSykes October 5, 2023
A stupid comment made in a conversation that shows a lack of common sense.

Inspired by Taylor Rees
That’s a proper Taylorism
Taylorism by enzhy himself May 29, 2026

Scientistic Taylorism

The application of Frederick Taylor’s scientific management principles to the governance of society, not just the factory floor. Under scientistic Taylorism, every human activity is broken into measurable units, timed, optimised, and controlled by experts. Education, healthcare, even family life are redesigned for maximum “efficiency” and “productivity.” Dissent is “inefficiency.” Creativity, rest, and play are “waste.” It reduces human beings to cogs in a grand social machine, with managers (scientists, bureaucrats, algorithms) determining the one best way. It is the dream of total control disguised as rationality.
Example: “The school system adopted ‘evidence‑based minute‑by‑minute scheduling’ to maximise test scores—scientistic Taylorism, turning children into widgets on an academic assembly line.”

Scientistic Fordism

The extension of Henry Ford’s mass‑production logic to the whole of society, sanctified by scientific authority. Standardisation, centralisation, and the assembly‑line model are imposed on culture, education, housing, and even thought. Diversity is a “defect.” Individual variation is “noise.” The ideal citizen is interchangeable, predictable, and consumes the same approved products, information, and values. Scientistic Fordism uses the prestige of science to flatten human experience into uniform, measurable units, claiming that “best practices” derived from aggregated data should replace local knowledge and personal judgment. It is the tyranny of the average.

Example: “The housing project used a single design for all families, justified by ‘social science research on optimal living units’—scientistic Fordism, where one size was forced to fit all.”