Often refered to as the "walrus muzzle", this beast of a so-called woman should be confronted only when large amounts of alcohol have been consumed as to numb the pain of the inevitable cunt-punting that will ensue. Easily agitated and known to spit fire and venom from her devil's-spawn throat-holes. Tendancies include, but are not limited to: tyrants of blame, swearing profusely at "blue hairs", mangina stroking, over-using the phrase: "Gay Hell", complaining, and an inability to control its arm's movements towards faces or breakables.
"What happened to your face? You look like you were attached by a menstrating sewer rat driving a semi!"
"I found a Tawny while i was dumpster diving!"
"I found a Tawny while i was dumpster diving!"
by Uncle Barney August 5, 2009
Often a name given to an alien stuck on Earth. Pretends to be one of the human species but behind closed doors does secret business with men in black. Physical characteristics include tall lanky body structure with cigarette in hand. They are very pecular looking and not easily spotted. Sometimes when they get upset they pull back their upper lip and do the "scary face" which exposes all their teeth and it's frightening. They also have tails and are attracted to small little old burly men.
by keekakookawagwa July 29, 2009
A buttsniff. Someone who likes to teaspoon. And rusty trombone. I whorebag. That hits horses and shit like that. All around, a person with a fucked up head! I mean just fucking, what the fuck.?
by TGARWANVYEs January 8, 2012
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a girl who may seem like she's cool but is really a bitch. She will gain your trust then stab you in the back. Beware of anyone with the name Tawny for she will stab you in the back. Usually is born with Brown hair and thick eyebrows. Is usually very nosy and tries to act like she is better than everyone else yet also manages to have a worse life than anyone else. Will try to one up any story one tells her, trying to harvest their pity and sympathy.
You- man my life sucks, I have no running water or electricity because I am broke and can't pay my bills. My food has maggots living in it and my clothes all have moth holes in them. I just want to die sometimes.
Tawny- Well, i have diabetes, I just 'accidentally' back stabbed my friend AND made everyone feel bad because My life is worse than theirs. Did I mention that I sleep in a big house but have ugly clothes because my mother hates me and we get into fights? I also smoke and its very hard to quit because I've been doing it since I was three.
You-....
Tawny- Well, i have diabetes, I just 'accidentally' back stabbed my friend AND made everyone feel bad because My life is worse than theirs. Did I mention that I sleep in a big house but have ugly clothes because my mother hates me and we get into fights? I also smoke and its very hard to quit because I've been doing it since I was three.
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by Anyonmous90 March 7, 2014
by 360 qs April 6, 2015
Worthless drugged out whore.Useless prostitute that will lie and fuck anyone to get what she wants.Also known as a lying junkie cum guzzling gutter slut.
by allmeneverywher August 9, 2016