The most amazing thing/person in the world. No one accept someone who knows tauch understands how amazing tauch is though.
Taylor: Tauch is my hero!
Chris/Blondie: Well Tauch is my lover!
Scotty: Too bad i'm too much of a dumbass, two-faced, prick to understand how amazing Tauch is...
Random Person: I don't even know Tauch and i think Tauch is amazing!
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