tattery 

A tattoo shop which is run unethically, using shoddy or unclean practices.

Glenda's visit to the local tattery gave her a nasty case of hepatitis.

tattery by four_stave_score March 7, 2004

Twattery 

Any behaviour which causes inconvenience to others.

Passengers arrived at the airport late and missed their flights due to train twattery.

Twattery by Stonecutters March 5, 2016

tattered windsock 

To render one's anus or vagina in a graphical state of distress, as a result of a particularly violent bowel movement or penetrative intercourse.
The description comes from the similar appearance to the ripped edges of a windsock (an item of metrological equipment used to establish wind speed/direction) as used at airports/flying schools, etc., which have become tattered as a result of excessive weather conditions.

"God, that curry last night was awesome - my arse puckered starrusty sheriff's badgechocolate tea towel holder this morning was like a tattered windsock"

"He was hung like a horse; my twat vadgegrowleryeti's welly looked like a tattered windsock afterwards"

tattered windsock by Chris Dwyer June 11, 2006

tatter bug 

A bad ass black redneck

That's a tatter bug right there with a dip in on that tractor

tatter bug by Themadripper July 13, 2016

Pre Twattery

Before Twattery Takes Place

Oli: You are full of pre twattery tom!
Tom: what did i do?
Oli: next week you shag my girlfriend!

Pre Twattery by Oli Chard January 25, 2009

Tittery 

Adj. Fooling around in the most immature and ridiculous of ways.

Prolonged sexual foreplay, often deemed annoying, with brazen disregard to intercourse.

1. You boys, down there! What is all this tittery?

2. We would have completed the project if it weren’t for this tittery!

3. I took him back home last night for some action, but, sadly, it was a long night of tittery.

Tittery by DeMarte & Dodge October 12, 2010

Tatter-tot 

Just like teabagging, except you do it with your salty u showered nuts

As soon I get home from workin this 12 hour shift I’m gonna tatter-tot Dennis while he’s sleeping.

Tatter-tot by Bigdickballer420 December 21, 2020