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tattouchebag 

Tattouchebag: A person who needs to express themselves through tattoos of extremely poor quality and extremely high quantity, or just a douche with tattoos. You know who you are...
I like how that guy is covered from head to toe with demons, spiderwebs and unicorns that look like they were drawn in with crayon...what a tattouchebag!

I love when people let their friends give them tattoos...Look at that tattouchebag over there!

I guess that guy never plans on getting a job...what a tattouchebag!

That guy is such a douchebag and he is covered by tattoos. Voila! Tattouchebag!
tattouchebag by poon134113R November 29, 2010
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tattouche 

1. amalgam of tattoo and douche, i.e. a douchey tattoo. pronounced "ta-toosh"

2. when one wins an argument via unsolicited tattooing. pronounced "ta-tooshay" as in "touche!"
I tattooed my dick friend with a tattouche ("ta-toosh") last night. Tattouche! ("ta-tooshay")
tattouche by high o'clock June 13, 2011

tattouche bag 

One who is a total asshole idiot and is covered with tattoos. They also possess many of the same qualities of a douche bag.

See douche bag for more information.
Alison: "Dude, that guy over there with the tattoos is super hot!"

Dani: "Ew, I know him. He's a complete tattouche bag."

Tattouchebag 

A heavily tattooed, pretentious person that won't shut up about their stupid, ugly "body art" because they have no other discernible personality traits and are otherwise completely uninteresting... I.e, a douchebag with lots of tattoos.
Portland is a great city to live in but if the tattouchebag population keeps surging like this I'll have to consider moving to the burbs...
Tattouchebag by Topher Demps September 7, 2015
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026