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Mexican Stomping Tasels 

The offical "titie tasel" of eastern Massachusetts, used commonly in schools during break time and used often in Boston for important buisness meetings. Made in Mexico and only sold in Eastern Massachusetts.
John: "Hey Marty, did you bring your Mexican Stomping Tasels for this interview?"

Marty:"O shit, looks like im fucked"
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Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake, drug that will make your mind blow chunks into the milky way. Drug featured on animated television show Metalocalypse in the Snake-N-Barrels episode. User will undergo complete loss of all memory, brain washing them into zombies to be reprogramed.
Can I interest you fellas to some TASALS, it will totally blow your mind.
TASALS by Cthuhlu October 28, 2010

tuna tassels 

When a girl has big hanging lips on her vagina.

kind of like meat curtains
dayum, she is fine but I heard she has some big sloppy tuna tassels.
tuna tassels by joppyslow August 31, 2013

Taselwif 

It's a woman and a dog from Austria
Do you see that woman with the dog over there? They are both named Taselwif
Taselwif by Danyal ersan September 2, 2022

tidee tassels 

noun. boob ornamentals, usually used at strip clubs or for a special ocassion
Wow those tidee tassels looked really good on her only thing better would have been no tidee tassels or a fudge sunday

nipple tassels 

Something which you wear on your nipples that can have decorations (sparkles,string,streamers,etc.) on it for show. Mostly used on women in strip clubs, but they have men's too.
"I was at the strip club and this girl had glitter nipple tassels!"
nipple tassels by alstermusician November 14, 2013

booby tassels 

booby tassels is an other way to make sure no on takes you seat
you have a good seat in front of the TV and you need a drink so you call booby tassels
booby tassels by joe April 7, 2005