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Tarpology 

The science of hanging tarps around a campsite to produce the most effective rain resistant campsite.
It rained all weekend at the campground this past weekend we had to use Tarpology to keep the campsite dry.
Tarpology by Jboymc November 12, 2009
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Used after anal sex; a tampon for the anus to prevent anal leakage.
After getting fucked in the ass last night, I used the tarpoon to stop the cum dripping.
tarpoon by Chelz Kolb February 9, 2006

tadpoleing 

Dating someone who is a lot younger than you
My mother says I like to go tadpoleing when I should date men my own age.
tadpoleing by Shug1 December 24, 2008
When you are so horny for a black person, you just want to go and spear them (with your cock clearly.)Synonyms include Jungle Fever, Monkey Madness, African Anxiety.
Man I've just been watching the latest Jay-Z video, and now I wannt to go tarpooning.

Wanna go down to the beach and tarpoon?
tarpoon by Jdawg Smaster October 10, 2007

Tarpoona 

The word Elizabeth made up at the bar in October 4th 2025
What is a tarpoona
Tarpoona by Tar poon a October 4, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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