Tarp

Essentially a baby blanket for grown-ups, providing all the shelter, protection, anonymity, magical powers one needs if only in one's head. Often used sardonically .

That pontificating senator evangelizing about women's choice of birth control can put a tarp on it.

by AisforAbortion October 11, 2016

Tarp

a waterproof sheet

often made of plastic or waxed cotton

hey, can you get the tarp to cover the woodpile?
or

we should put a tarp on the tent
or

I just got a new tarp from the store

by bean13 September 21, 2020

[tarp]

tarp adj. a synonym for b**ch

she dumped her boyfriend cuz he quit the baseball team, she's such a tarp

by Live, love, gloat February 28, 2017

Tarped

The acted of being fucked up.

Tim: I was so tarped last night.
Skyler: Yeah, you were so tarped that you rolled off the bed.

by Hoebitchy March 17, 2020

Mexican tarp flarp

Sticking you're shlong in her ear then collecting the wax to make a pocket pussy then sell it.

So Greg, what do you do for a living?
I make Mexican tarp flarps.

by Tarp Flarp Master February 27, 2017