targed

when you cum in your stepsis and your dad walks in at the same time and sees you coming in your sister and joins

I had a big targed

by Kai mcgregor January 19, 2021

targ

Definition by Omega,
Targ is essentially taking stream of conscious writing, and applying it in a postmodern sense to describe a situation. Targ demonstrates the joy of chaos that can be found within the chaotic universe. As a way of expressing, it is available to all. As such, it has been corrupted many times by people who believe that Targ is just random images and words, instead of an attempt to humorize a particular object or theme.

Targer:Flying Soaring Falling Dying
Critic: You can't Targ for shit...
Targer: You just havent found it's relevence
Critic: What is it then?
Targer: Find it yourself...

by TeTaniwha January 13, 2005

targe

A tryannical, ill-tempered woman; a battle-axe (Northern Ireland)

That targe in the dole office never stops bustin' my chops to get a job

by Bingalingding April 15, 2008

targ

The pig/warthog creature from the Star Trek Klingons. Although beasts, targs are both hunted and eaten, as well as kept as house pets. Targs are identifiable largely by the sharp horns along their backs and a shaggy coat of fur.

Damn, that targ just ate my dog!

Hear is Snuffles, my pet targ. Make sure to keep small children away from her, she may get hungry.

by sparklesmalone April 18, 2005

targe

a fucking lame way to say 'target'.

1 - where'd you buy those?
2 - targe!

*breakdance battle.

by shewwane September 17, 2008

Targe

Slang term used to describe a Russian sailor. Came about through the failure to enter "Target" into a video game high score board.

Screw you Targe!

Haha, "Targe"

Frank?

by Sid January 2, 2005

targe

A tiresome dull-witted ugly woman (especially in N.Ireland)

"Are you still seeing Big Julie? I can't believe you're going out with a targe like her."

by seeformiles May 10, 2007