The high velocity (and often hilarious) collision of two less-than-able-minded individuals....
When Colin and Jamie made that tardwich in the hallway, I almost died laughing
by thatsmrweedman2u June 27, 2006
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A person of either gender who acts is an obnoxious, stupid and dumbass fashion.
Shut up you tardwich!!
by TwinkKit5 December 22, 2008